I've spent the past few months of my life working on a project where I rank all the McDonald's Mascots into a single unified Tier List. The one true object ranking of all possible McDonald's characters, coming to you on a forum here. Officially. Objectively. And completed.
But I'm not going to show you the results of everything all at once. No, no that would be too easy. Too quick. You all would read it and just... ignore me. Make fun of me, taking the months of effort I spent carefully researching them and ruin it. Making a mocker of my life's ambitions.
So we're doing this character by character. I'm going to announce the first one now, and post their ranking tomorrow along with why, before I unveil the second one to make the list.
Get ready Reset era dot com.
The first one to be ranked:
BERNICE
But I'm not going to show you the results of everything all at once. No, no that would be too easy. Too quick. You all would read it and just... ignore me. Make fun of me, taking the months of effort I spent carefully researching them and ruin it. Making a mocker of my life's ambitions.
So we're doing this character by character. I'm going to announce the first one now, and post their ranking tomorrow along with why, before I unveil the second one to make the list.
Get ready Reset era dot com.
The first one to be ranked:
BERNICE