I have not showered/bathed since April 17

[hwalker84]

You probably smell like a corpse and your friends are being polite.

 

[KINGOFSHIBUYA Ltd.]

is your neck brown?

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Mine is, though I shower regularly.

Is this a problem now?

 

[Balma]

Can I report the OP for making me feel uncomfortable?

 

[Red Arremer]

Even when I get into a bad depressive funk the most I can go without a shower is a couple days. Just feels so gross...

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Right?
I absolutely can understand not being able to work up the executive energy to shower (and even then I at least wash my ass and groin) for a day or two, but a whole two months?

OP, please go wash up.

 

[infinitebento]

but having a clean booty is great

why would you prefer a dirty ass

 

[Fonst]

it's been a day over 2 month.
normally, I shower I brush my teeth and shower every single morning. I often have a quick shower before I sleep.
I decided one day in my quarantine to not shower. It was because of laziness, but then the next day I didn't shower and I came up with an excuse. I remembered reading that some populations of the world have some kind of hormonal chemicals that deters body odor. I wanted to test this for myself. After the third day, my pits started smelling pretty bad, but instead of going back to showering, I just put on deodorant. My crotch and my ass daily got bad too, so I wash those daily with wet whips. But other than those areas of my body, till this day of not showering for so long, I think I'm okay. I dont work out, I've been naturally lean my whole life, so I dont sweat and get buildup on my skin. My hair got very oily and uncomfortable though, so I just started shampooing over the sink after brushing my teeth.

you're probably thinking I cant detect my stink myself but others do. but I occasionally see close friends, especially in the last couple of weeks, and they havent noticed a change.
so ya, showering has just been a waste of water for me all this time.

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It isn't that showering is bad, is that some of the soaps/shampoos we use can be bad. You are supposed to shower and rinse the dirt off but the theory and other cultures still use water.

And have your friends not notice or just not said anything to yet?

 

[EraldoCoil]

Dat staph infection

 

[Red Arremer]

With no Evo this year, there's really no excuse for this.

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fucking dead over here lmao

 

[MJForum Poster]

This is the endgame of the typical Era "Some people are naturally odorless and don't need deodorant" threads

 

[Pirate Bae]

But why

 

[Deleted member 21411]

I'm gonna take a shower after reading this

 

[Lighinthedarkness]

Lol this can't be real.

Take a shower mate.

 

[Techno]

Your ass stank

 

[Slappy White]

You're probably also saving lots of time by not having any sex because of this. I shower 2-3 times a day and don't get any either so what do I know?

 

[Winston1]

 

[akilshohen]

I have eczema and my dermatologist told me it's ok ok occasion to skip a shower or two because showering is traumatic for the skin, but months is a bit out there.
I know when you finally take one, it'll probably feel good.

 

[totofogo]

is your neck brown?

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Uh, cmon.

 

[EJS]

Alright.

 

[Quantum Leap]

 

[Eleriu]

Disgusting. Op go take a fucking shower.

 

[VeryHighlander]

So your hair ass and balls get dirty and uncomfortable right? The rest of your body applies to different laws? Why wouldn't the rest of your body smell after that fucking long as well? Dude, you smell. I'm tired of these threads honestly. I've worked with enough ball-stench lazy people before to know it's a lifestyle choice; to smell like balls. Power to you, OP, just stay the fuck out of public plz and don't bother anyone

 

[Tahnit]

jfc go shower OP

 

[It’s Time To Go]

Imagine your bed and pillows and bed sheets. Fucking yuck.

 

[Panther2103]

I can't imagine ever doing this, you are going to get some form of infection please go take a shower.

 

[mhayes86]

Christ. I can barely go a day without showering.

 

[Foot]

Imagine your bed and pillows and bed sheets. Fucking yuck.

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Haha, the grease stain must be immense.

 

[diakyu]

What the hell. You're doing more work daily than if you just took a regular shower.

 

[Deleted member 9746]

That's not something to be proud of, luv.

 

[Charcoal]

OP right now:

 

[Jeffolation]

You are brave and courageous OP, don't listen to these pawns of Big Soap. I promise you that anyone downwind of you will wonder where the smell of that wonderful, natural, healthy musk is coming from.

 

[gdt]

Oh my god

 

[forgiventhrice]

Hit the shower.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Wet whip your asshole and junk more.

I applaud your determination and selfless act of bravery OP.

 

[The Pet of the Month]

OP I'm rooting for you! I shower once every two weeks to save water but I'll start pushing it out to three or even four weeks after reading your post!

 

[VorpalNonsense]

hey
reset era
snake's got a question for you

 

[Possum Armada]

Why can't you fuckers just be normal?

 

[RedMercury]

Real disgusting. I don't know how you can feel good about yourself tbh

 

[Deleted member 1102]

 

[Xita]

Good god OP

Era threads sometimes

 

[Soul Skater]

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Lmao

 

[Hollywood Duo]

No stinkers allowed here

 

[Cation]

Covid attractant

 

[Pineapple Taco]

 

[Everybody Lies]

 

[HylianSeven]

I don't know what you're trying to prove OP but just take a fucking shower.

 

[Soul Skater]

OP don't listen to the haters

never shower again. Live your dream

Spoiler

just never come to the state of Connecticut

 

[hobblygobbly]

also what is meant by crotch?

i hope at least you're washing your dick and balls dude

also remember personal hygiene is also for the safety of others in general

 

[nullref]

You do realize a quick <5 min shower is a convenient way to wash your crotch, ass, and armpits, yes? It also doesn't produce any wet-wipe trash.

 

[emmastone]

Serial killer in the making.

 

[Noppie]

Absolutely disgusting. I hardly ever use it, but that's a big fucking yikes mate.