I have not showered/bathed since April 17
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some people reading this thread right now, readying a witty response despite having doodoo crust in their own draws.
hey everyone: just go take a shower right now on behalf of the OP.
bad breath. at least it doesn't cause itch, and you can prevent others from the resulting smell
Funny, I had a co-worker that moved to using some sort of alternative soap he claimed was way better for the environment etc. He sprayed a ton of Axe on before coming into work and still became known as the smelly guy. Eventually some other members of management came to me to ask if I could talk to him since we were close lol. I think he just bought a difference scent of Axe and never solved the problem, I wasn't with the company long after that incident.
Apparently because they haven't said anything they haven't noticed any change lol
I went into this thread with sympathy that you were homeless and didn't have access to a shower. Yikes.
You don't shower, but you bother to use wet wipes on your crotch and wash your hair.
Christ dude, just shower.
Right? As if they aren't just trying to be polite in all likelihood.
Christ dude, just shower.
Right? As if they aren't just trying to be polite in all likelihood.
Well, at least you tried, which is commendable. Hopefully that guy eventually figured it out.
I mean, you're supposed to shower man. Ill be honest, I haven't been able to have one since we only have a sink in our bathroom and a dodgy bath with leaky pipes so I always use my parents house for that as its a few doors down. Ofc thats not an option right now, so been having really long full body washes instead. I cant fucking wait until I can just use the shower again. You ain't meant to be finding reasons not to go back to it. And I'm assuming you actually have access to one which just baffles me even more.
Exactly. It sounds like a similar amount of time and effort, so why half ass it?
Dude, fuck you.
"My friends can't smell me." Bullshit. They absolutely can but don't say anything to your nasty ass.
Holy FUCK why can't people shower once a day, brush their teeth, and wear deodorant.
"My friends can't smell me." Bullshit. They absolutely can but don't say anything to your nasty ass.
Holy FUCK why can't people shower once a day, brush their teeth, and wear deodorant.
Came to post this. Thanks for making my job easier. Also: What the fuck, OP. What the fuck.
What's weird, and maybe it's just me, is showering is enjoyable. It's super relaxing, it feels nice, and it's a nice feeling knowing you're clean and smell better. And it takes like no effort
I agree, it's all pros with no cons. Other than using the water. But just take a short one if that's a concern.
Are you serious? Like seriously. Why would you admit this? Your friends are being polite. Take a fucking shower. Like even once a week would be something.
Okay, erm , please wash before the life forms on your body grow sentient and decide to cleanse the world of all humans. Also the natural thing you are talking about is people not using soap, they do wash!
Our bodies are able to shed dead skin cells with water. Please don't live in medieval times.
Go shower, OP. There's too many people who want to take a shower and can't. You're just being gross.
I want you to put your hand between your inner thigh and your ball sack. Then bring it to your nose and inhale deeply.
Holy shit it is
Oh god
OP please take a shower & take a water sample for the gents in the lab to analyze, maybe you've cultured new bacteria!