I have not showered/bathed since April 17
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Wise men say "wash yer arse errday".
C'mon OP, I know it's a rough year and all, but you deserve a better method of cleaning yourself than the "wild west prostitute method".
We had a guy at my highschool that would do this instead of showering. We called him Catpiss Joe...because he smelled like cat piss.
C'mon OP, I know it's a rough year and all, but you deserve a better method of cleaning yourself than the "wild west prostitute method".
We had a guy at my highschool that would do this instead of showering. We called him Catpiss Joe...because he smelled like cat piss.
You're just showering with more steps. Washing your ass and dick with wet wipes and showering your head in the sink.
Kinda made it our business when he decided to post about it in a discussion forum
In college, my friend had a roommate that showered once a week. He thought he was fine. We called him smelly Dave. Please bathe.
Not only do wipes take way longer and cause more environmental damage, but even just showering for 10 minutes can give you a confidence boost. "Hey, I'm taking care of myself and don't have to worry about others smelling me."
Just the benefit of feeling good is well worth it op. Not showering is lazy, and too much laziness can lead to feeling like crap.
Just the benefit of feeling good is well worth it op. Not showering is lazy, and too much laziness can lead to feeling like crap.
Yes it probably takes more time than a quick shower.
It must be a troll.
Water isn't THAT precious my man
Get some rain water tanks if you need to, but please continue to bathe
Get some rain water tanks if you need to, but please continue to bathe
Our shower broke and we haven't had it fixed yet.
So I haven't bathed in 4 days. My crotch smells like a foot.
Good news though, I just took a bath tonight, so at this moment I am squeaky clean.
So I haven't bathed in 4 days. My crotch smells like a foot.
Good news though, I just took a bath tonight, so at this moment I am squeaky clean.
I thought you were gonna say it's because you haven't needed to go outside, but you left the house like that...? wtf, fucking nasty
This is peak ERA.
At least buy a bidet. There's like two months of duck butter in your grindle.
At least buy a bidet. There's like two months of duck butter in your grindle.
I know someone who had an online relationship for 10 years, started it at age 15. At the 10 year mark the guy's bf needed a place to stay, so he let his bf stay at his place for a couple months.
...Said bf kept lying about showering when not doing it once over 2 months.
So the guy kicked out said bf and broke up because fuck that. I think he gave the dude an oldass car somehow and sent him far, far away, can't remember the details there.
Then he had to de-smell the house which apparently took weeks.
...Said bf kept lying about showering when not doing it once over 2 months.
So the guy kicked out said bf and broke up because fuck that. I think he gave the dude an oldass car somehow and sent him far, far away, can't remember the details there.
Then he had to de-smell the house which apparently took weeks.
Using wipes to clean yourself and shampooing over the sink is more trouble and less satisfying than showering.
