I vote for "AUNTIE J's PANCAKE SYRUP" With very obvious marijuana references on the bottle/box.
Some of them have no egg / no dairy mix, just add water. They're disgusting, but if you're like 22 and don't want to keep perishable food items in your fridge and you like eating foodstuffs, those "Just add water" pancake mixes will stay good for like 35 years and they will technically feed you.
I understand why people buy pancake syrup instead of real Maple syrup. It's cheaper and you might just prefer it.
But I don't understand buying pancake mix. It's literally just flour, salt, sugar and baking powder. It takes literally no time to measure out that stuff yourself and it tends to taste better.
Some of them have no egg / no dairy mix, just add water. They're disgusting, but if you're like 22 and don't want to keep perishable food items in your fridge and you like eating foodstuffs, those "Just add water" pancake mixes will stay good for like 35 years and they will technically feed you.