What is this, The Lobster? Deal or no deal?!

  • Deal

    Votes: 915 63.1%
  • No Deal

    Votes: 428 29.5%
  • Get harshly scolded by your partner for even considering it

    Votes: 107 7.4%

  • Total voters
    1,450

Wackamole

Member
Oct 27, 2017
16,984
I agree. I don't want to become filthy rich. If it were $20m I'd pay off all the debts my parents and I have. Buy a 'normal' sized house. Get a decent car nothing stupid like a Ferrari, etc..

Then I'd consult with an accountant to figure out what is the best way to set myself up for life with an amount that wont raise any suspicions then donate whats left.
Same here. I mean, how great would it be to pay off all your debts and your parent's debts? What i worry about with that much money is how it can corrupt a person. And friendships, relationships. Suddenly a whole new world opens up and before you know it you'll be shopping boats, jewelry, people will get jealous, you'll think maybe you can fuck more people because hey, everybody acts like i'm special. Your kids could be abducted, etc. Brrr... All kinds of greedy people suddenly want to be your friends, everybody is sucking up to you. You might lose perspective really fast.

It's all kinda scary to me (becoming filthy rich) and when i see the lives of the rich, aside from vacations i'm never that jealous, to be honest. It often seems very superficial.
 

honest_ry

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
4,288
Damn right, been in a relationship for 13 years and would happily walk away for 20 million.

Im fucking bored.
 

Sanka

Banned
Feb 17, 2019
5,778
Would do it in a heartbeat. I could take care of my family and provide them with everything they need for decades to come. Abstaining from relationships is an easy price to pay.
 

Cats

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,929
Absolutely not. Just not worth losing my partner over it, even for never having to work or worry financially again.
 

Sho_Nuff82

Member
Nov 14, 2017
18,576
*pulls out binding agreement*

'Single' so as defined herein means no romantic relationships of any term; escorts or prostitutes/gigolos excluded as long as conducted as a business transaction in exchange of sexual service (though paying for an intimate relationship in any capacity will count as a violation). However, no committal, romantic partnerships, not even 'going steady', will be permissible. Current relationship(s) would be dissolved, no domestic living arrangements in which a residence is shared eligible for negotiation, and the beneficiary must relocate their own residence at least a sizable city away from the former partner. Besides that, periodic associations and visits are allowed, a la typical post-divorce conditions for married households; however, extensive in-person/face-to-face contact for uninterrupted periods of time will be restricted, and no more than 1000 dollars in USD value may be transferred to the former partner into their own personal account/acquisition per week, although purchases made for the other party is allowed. Other relationships are acceptable within the designated platonic thresholds. Amour amiga! ^^'

Even this binding agreement doesn't forego friends with benefits or meeting great people for flings at a bar or on an online dating service.

"Committal" and "romantic partnership" are doing too much here to make this a real restriction.
 

raygcon

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
741
Assume people who vote yes are less than 25. When you get old enough you will realise having a good partner is a bless in life. You will reach the point where you have tried everything and life start to become a repeat cycle. That's when you realise coming home to meet someone, who you can share something with, who can go travel with you, etc, etc is one thing that is still good about life.
 

Lockheartilly9799

Corrupted by Vengeance
Member
Nov 23, 2017
5,046
Absolutely not. I love feelings and I love my fiancee very much. I'd rather be poor with her than rich without her.
 

Notaskwid

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,652
Osaka
Considering the only time I've actually felt happy for a long time (not saying that's healthy ir anything) was on a relationship, I'll have to say no to that chief
 

Seirith

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,334
No way, I'd rather have my husband and the money we earn than millions and not have my husband. I enjoy living life with him.
 

LosDaddie

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,622
Longwood, FL
Sounds lonely


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lol fuck no

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Dyle

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
30,241
It ain't happening anyway, so I may as well get that money and live a miserable, lonely life as a rich person
 

GeminiX7

Member
Feb 6, 2019
600
Definitely a no. I love my girlfriend, and I love her daughter. We have basically become a family at this point. That said, I'd only agree to it if I could split the money with her, but I don't think I could do that and just completely walk away from her at that point, and I don't think she'd let me.
 

LegendofJoe

Member
Oct 28, 2017
12,105
Arkansas, USA
Would I be able to claim the money if I divorced my wife, bought a house in the same neighborhood, and occasionally still had sex with my ex-wife?

If not I'd turn down the money. I wouldn't destroy my life for any amount of money.
 

Deleted member 49132

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 28, 2018
968
I'd do it for much less than that.

You can turn 1 million dollars into an empire of wealth if you're smart and make great decisions with it.
 

Fall Damage

Member
Oct 31, 2017
2,105
I don't think I'd take it.

I'm pretty sure my wife could replace me with like 10 more cats and not skip a beat though.
 

Biske

Member
Nov 11, 2017
8,297
Totally

There is a very good chance I'll end up single at my current rate, cause I cant be arsed. So why turn down free money.


Plus worst case scenario I'll spend years amassing more money and securing it so its locked down and all mine and then if I want, back out of this deal, tell them to fuck off and shack up if I want, there are no laws for rich people.
 
Nov 9, 2017
3,777
Kinda seems like people would respect it if women said yes to this question, but if a dude says yes he is some kind of loser incel forever lonely person.
 

sanstesy

Banned
Nov 16, 2017
2,471
It's a hard one.

On one hand I could provide future support, stability & security for family and friends and honestly nothing would make me happier. You could help so many people out of unfortunate situations.

On the other, as often as it is the case your SO may as well be the only thing that gives any meaning to your life.

It just really depends on what and who you value in life the most.
 
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Gelf

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,384
No. When I was younger I could have taken the offer as it took me longer than average to get a girlfriend and I was pretty hopeless and down about it and started to assume it would never happen anyway. Now things have changed I wouldn't give up the feeling of companionship for the world, even if I fell into another long period of being single I couldn't give up hope for money.
 

Dest

Has seen more 10s than EA ever will
Coward
Jun 4, 2018
14,193
Work
Absolutely not. The feeling that I have when I think about my gf. Nah. Nah nothing can replicate it.
 

Ωλ7XL9

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,250
Clear off student loans, set aside money for family and close friends, give away money to those who are in need of it and bid goodbye to this world!
 

Bob Beat

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,916
Nope. Being married is the only reason I'm a better person. I'd hate to meet a bachelor form of me.