What is this, The Lobster? Deal or no deal?!

  • Deal

    Votes: 915 63.1%
  • No Deal

    Votes: 428 29.5%
  • Get harshly scolded by your partner for even considering it

    Votes: 107 7.4%

  • Total voters
    1,450

Edward

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Oct 30, 2017
5,205
20 mill? I'm sure me and my wife would gladly change our arrangement to a "friendship" to beat the loophole for that kind of money. Set our kids up, college, wipe away debt.
 

Enkidu

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Oct 27, 2017
187
Realistically I should take the deal, since it's basically just free money without me giving anything up. But if we could somehow reverse the deal so I'm magically not single for the rest of my life if I give up the money, that would be a deal I'd take in a heartbeat.
 

F2BBm3ga

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Oct 25, 2017
4,089
Of course, it's a deal. The only change to my life would be the extra 20 million.
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Stiler

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Oct 29, 2017
6,659
No, that's probably one of my worst fears ending up alone. I'd give up about anything to meet someone and have that kind of relationship that lasts the rest of my life.
 

Cilla

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Oct 29, 2017
610
Queensland, Australia
Honestly I wouldn't even give it a second thought. My partner has lifted me up from the deepest pits of despair and changed my life. I have gone from an emotionless husk to such a different person. There is not a day go by where he doesn't make me smile or a night where I don't think about him before I close my eyes. Money is nothing compared to the light that he brings to my life and the answer is easily no.
 

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I mean, if "not married but living together and fucking and being best friends" is okay - that's just too much wiggle room.

I feel like the "being single" restriction means, straight up, no relationship, no sex, no romantic feelings, no partner.

Like, this is about "happiness through money vs. happiness through partnership", not about who can lawyer their way around the constraints :P



Yup. No offense - but whoever isn't in the position to choose to being single or not, should probably refrain from casting a vote :P

What?

This some bs. You're still single during a one night stand

*pulls out binding agreement*

'Single' so as defined herein means no romantic relationships of any term; escorts or prostitutes/gigolos excluded as long as conducted as a business transaction in exchange of sexual service (though paying for an intimate relationship in any capacity will count as a violation). However, no committal, romantic partnerships, not even 'going steady', will be permissible. Current relationship(s) would be dissolved, no domestic living arrangements in which a residence is shared eligible for negotiation, and the beneficiary must relocate their own residence at least a sizable city away from the former partner. Besides that, periodic associations and visits are allowed, a la typical post-divorce conditions for married households; however, extensive in-person/face-to-face contact for uninterrupted periods of time will be restricted, and no more than 1000 dollars in USD value may be transferred to the former partner into their own personal account/acquisition per week, although purchases made for the other party is allowed. Other relationships are acceptable within the designated platonic thresholds. Amour amiga! ^^'

So one night stands are in? lol give me my 20mil.
 

plain

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Oct 27, 2017
1,488
If I was currently single, why not. This kind of money can help not just myself but a lot of people. If my mom can stop working today, it would be all worth it.
 

Danielsan

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Oct 26, 2017
5,825
The Netherlands
Gladly. I love my girlfried, but I'm a loner at heart so I think I'd manage. Also as long as "remaining single forever" means I can sleep around, I don't really see too many downsides here.
 

Wackamole

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Oct 27, 2017
17,006
Nope. Fuck money. It's nice to have enough to have a comfy life but becomming filthy rich seems like a hassle.
This money fetish is so fucking dumb.

Of course i realize some people have way to little money. And that's a shame. But a lot of that is caused by the greed of vain mediocre dumb people who just want more and more.
 

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Nope. Fuck money. It's nice to have enough to have a comfy life but becomming filthy rich seems like a hassle.
This money fetish is so fucking dumb.

Of course i realize some people have way to little money. And that's a shame. But a lot of that is caused by the greed of vain mediocre dumb people who just want more and more.
It's not money fetish to want to get out of debt, buy a house instead of renting, help my parents out the way they've helped me over the years.
 

SliceSabre

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Oct 25, 2017
4,556
I would take that money in a heartbeat. I like being single and have no desire to have a romantic partner.
 

Frodo

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Oct 27, 2017
4,338
If I was still single I would do it in a heart beat. But now I value my relationship a lot more than money.
 

Maquiladora

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Nov 16, 2017
5,176
I'd take the deal in a heartbeat. 20 million means never having to work again for the rest of my life. It means I can spend my life traveling the world, seeing everything I want to see, doing everything I want to do. It means the absolute best medical care for the rest of my life. It means my family won't have to worry about any financial issues. It means that charities close to my heart will benefit from my donations.

Relationships are usually temporary things that often end in heartbreak, despair and you end up with nothing to show for them.

Give me that fucking 20 million bro.
 

Wackamole

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Oct 27, 2017
17,006
It's not money fetish to want to get out of debt, buy a house instead of renting, help my parents out the way they've helped me over the years.
No but this is you acting like a dramaqueen. You don't need 20 million for that.
I already said i wished everybody could live a normal comfortable life. if you read what i said it's a stretch to think i said everyone wanting to help another person or wants to go out of debt is a money whore.
 

Primal Sage

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Nov 27, 2017
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I've been single for 12 years and I still love it. I miss the sex sometimes but the internet gets the (hand)job done.
 

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No but this is you acting like a dramaqueen. You don't need 20 million for that.
I already said i wished everybody could live a normal comfortable life. if you read what i said it's a stretch to think i said everyone wanting to help another person or wants to go out of debt is a money whore.
No you just thought you'd get on your high horse like some edgelord because people are engaging with the original question. Lets face it if someone offered you $20m youd rip their hand off for it.

It doesn't have to be $20m. It could be any amount.
 

jb1234

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm already gonna be single forever so gimme the goddamn money already.
 

johan

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Oct 29, 2017
1,554
Gladly. I love my girlfried, but I'm a loner at heart so I think I'd manage. Also as long as "remaining single forever" means I can sleep around, I don't really see too many downsides here.

Same here! I'd get my social fills with friends and sexual fills with hookups. I'm not much of a romantic anyway.

I could build so much cool shit with that money, those will be my babies. Also I'd got the best dog and coolest cat.
 

Wackamole

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Oct 27, 2017
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No you just thought you'd get on your high horse like some edgelord because people are engaging with the original question. Lets face it if someone offered you $20m youd rip their hand off for it.

It doesn't have to be $20m. It could be any amount.
I wouldn't say no to 20 million. That wasn't the question. But i would also be scared to death to get 20 million. I would be careful to not tell a soul and spend it wisely. I've grown to dislike what people are willing to do for money. I would never trade my relationship that i'm in for over 23 years now for money. No edgelord. I think wanting to become rich is a fool's dream or a power-hungry person's dream. That's different than wanting to lead a life that is comfortable enough.

I'd like more money than i have now. There is a lot of stuff i can buy, travels, etc. I get greedy just thinking about it. And that's the scary part.
My best memories have nothing to do with money. But with people.
 
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Oct 27, 2017
131
Chicago, IL
My answer would have to be a resounding no. I think that those who answered yes aren't looking at it in the grand scheme of things or are coming at it from a much different perspective or experience in life.

Sure, you have money that, ideally, should last you (almost) an entire lifetime as a single person. However, you're also entirely alone. You don't have that special someone to share those unique experiences with. Many of the responses here seem to assume that, if you isolated yourself as a result of acquiring the income, you'd have few worries in your life, although that would almost assuredly not be the case. Those feelings brought about by isolation would eventually catch up.

I've experienced first-hand what it's like to be in love with someone—to want to share those unique moments with someone. And when I think about it, I'd rather have that than be exceedingly well-off, even though I really need the money.

Apologies, as I know this was a bit of a personal and more serious answer to the question.
 

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I wouldn't say no to 20 million. That wasn't the question. But i would also be scared to death to get 20 million. I would be careful to not tell a soul and spend it wisely. I've grown to dislike what people are willing to do for money. I would never trade my relationship that i'm in for over 23 years now for money. No edgelord. I think wanting to become rich is a fool's dream or a power-hungry person's dream. That's different than wanting to lead a life that is comfortable enough.

I'd like more money than i have now. There is a lot of stuff i can buy, travels, etc. I get greedy just thinking about it. And that's the scary part.
My best memories have nothing to do with money. But with people.
I agree. I don't want to become filthy rich. If it were $20m I'd pay off all the debts my parents and I have. Buy a 'normal' sized house. Get a decent car nothing stupid like a Ferrari, etc..

Then I'd consult with an accountant to figure out what is the best way to set myself up for life with an amount that wont raise any suspicions then donate whats left.
 

Kain-Nosgoth

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Oct 25, 2017
15,810
Switzerland
i always been alone, and while i still hope to find someone one day, i don't except it will happen, so it's an easy deal for me

i could do so much even with just 2 millions!

However, you're also entirely alone. You don't have that special someone to share those unique experiences with.

i'm poor and i still don't have that, so fuck it give me those 20 millions! I'll manage, i have friends, i have many things i want to do, i never known love so it's not something i'll miss
 

Hopewell

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Jan 17, 2018
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This thread is kinda sad.
And like Notch is a billionaire and he will probably be single for the rest of his life. I mean he got other issues but who wants to be him?
 

Zen

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Nov 1, 2017
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So you can still have sex? Most people probably voting Deal. Seems like we're headed that way as a society anyhow