I like this, but I still think "23 and Me" is extra funny in a world where future acquisitions are likely to occur in the lifespan of the thread.
Tangential, but my favorite thing about this song is that when it came out in the US, American audiences just assumed "turning Japanese" meant squinting your eyes and interpreted the song as both perverted and kind of racist, but the original intention of it was just like "What's the farthest thing from British? Japans pretty different right?" (which, there's still a conversation to be had about otherism here, but it's not so blatantly racist)
So American audiences in the 80s assumed the song was racist and perverted, but only because they were so racist that their first thought when they heard "Japanese" was "squinty eyes".