Joe

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,108
You know how sometimes you see a skeleton and it's wielding a totally separate bone like a club or something? I think that'll be what happens to me. The other skeletons will use my bones as weapons.
 

Imperfected

Member
Nov 9, 2017
11,737
You know how sometimes you see a skeleton and it's wielding a totally separate bone like a club or something? I think that'll be what happens to me. The other skeletons will use my bones as weapons.

If you want to be weaponized bones, you need to drink plenty of milk so you grow big and strong.
 

Aurica

音楽オタク - Comics Council 2020
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
24,108
A mountain in the US
You ever think about how there are skeletons inside us at all times just waiting for us to die so they can be conscripted for the skeleton war? Shit keeps me up at night.
 

Jintor

Saw the truth behind the copied door
Member
Oct 25, 2017
33,705
255


This guy figured out how to avoid the skeleton war entirely! fiends hate him!
 

Mochi

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
1,830
Seattle
I definitely want to be a magus skeleton. If I'm gonna be conscripted into a spooky army at least I want to shoot fireballs or raise other skeletons. Maybe you could even make a magic body for yourself, broken tbh
 

Aurica

音楽オタク - Comics Council 2020
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
24,108
A mountain in the US
Are there any books where I can read up on the history of the skeleton war? My friend on the inside wants to be prepared, but I keep telling him he doesn't get to keep my brain when he goes to battle, so he's unlikely to retain any of the information.