Oct 25, 2017
1,831
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Oct 29, 2017
13,472
If you're an skeleton, you have no muscles to do anything. I feel like I have sturdy bones. But I want to live to an old age. By then, bones start to become brittle. So I don't want to be of any use in some bone war. I going to be an bone hippie.
 

rasu

Member
Dec 22, 2017
738
i'd be a bonemender, subclass of a bone magus. focusing on defensive spells and recovery arts.
 

Pancho

Avenger
Nov 7, 2017
2,011
Ill probably end up being a poor farmer tending the marrow fields getting raided for the war efforts
 

RiOrius

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,221
Conscientious objector.

It's right there in the OP: eternal skeleton war. We can't end this nonsense by throwing our skeletons against theirs. Only when we throw down our arms and realize we're all made of the same bones, animated by the same fell magicks, and all deserve to live out our afterlives together will we be finally find peace.

Do any of you even know what this war is about? I thought not.
 

subpar spatula

Refuses to Wash his Ass
Member
Oct 26, 2017
22,686
Skeletons are literally useless. They have no muscles, ligaments, etc to move. It would be the dumbest war ever.
 

Parthenios

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
13,924
Remember how in War of the Worlds, London's nasty ass plagues actually saved the day and killed the Martians?

A Skeleton War would end the same way, in that pollution would save us. Acid rain would dissolve our foes. If anything, we should pollute more as a defensive measure.