The Skeleton War is coming.

[Winds of Change]

The afterlife, as we now know, involves the skeletons of our bodies. Lacking the mortal flesh, we shall be conscripted into the eternal skeleton war once we pass on.

The question I want to ask is: what class of skeleton do you think you will become?

There are three major groups - the skeleton warrior, the magus skeleton, and the hulking defender.

Out of the extremely varied subclasses of skeleton, which class do you think you will become?

 

[Senator Toadstool]

what

 

[LProtagonist]

probably gonna get stuck doing like logistics duty as some shitty skeleton scribe or something
even the afterlife will suck

 

[Spork4000]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[PinkCrayon]

 

[Carn]

what

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[Jedi2016]

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[Jakenbakin]

If you could time travel would you travel to the future to get your skeleton, so you could keep it safe in the past and protect it yourself?

 

[super-famicom]

I'll be the one in the back, slinging arcane bolts at my enemies

edit- scratch that, I want to be a BONE WHEEL SKELETON (from Dark Souls)

 

[data west]

This guy

 

[JuicyPlayer]

 

[Christian]

Is there a class of skeleton that enjoys touching themself? Because that's where I'll be.

 

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[Deleted member 52442]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

magus skeleton, duh. One day if I work hard enough I can get promoted to necromancer.

 

[data west]

Who wins, skeletons vs zombies? I feel like skeletons. Zombies are tougher but i dont even know how you kill skeletons. And Skeletons are generally shown as trained in warfare

 

[Punchline]

trying way too hard with this weekend era thread bro

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Selling calcium bonds for the war effort

 

[bawjaws]

Is there a class of skeleton that enjoys touching themself? Because that's where I'll be.

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What's it going to touch? A... boner?

 

[MisterHero]

I'll be the Skeleton President, all the dead people will vote for me

They said they would

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

 

[Winds of Change]

magus skeleton, duh. One day if I work hard enough I can get promoted to necromancer.

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Necromancer in the skeleton war is just being a healer. Hope this puts perspective on it. There are a huge multitude of subclasses under the magus umbrella, so don't worry.

 

[Bear and bird]

Gunpowder skeleton

I wouldnt have a lot to live for anyways.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Necromancer in the skeleton war is just being a healer. Hope this puts perspective on it. There are a huge multitude of subclasses under the magus umbrella, so don't worry.

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You just gonna change the rules up on me? Who's the manager running this place? I want that job.

 

[Senator Toadstool]

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fuck

 

[julia crawford]

My skeleton is dying with me

 

[Christian]

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Does "RIP in Peace" count? Asking for a skeletal friend.

 

[Pbae]

Everyone knows Skeletal assassins are the coolest.

 

[Lari]

I wouldn't get too invested in the Skeleton Wars, the third chapter is gonna suck.

 

[Palette Swap]

My bro here has already won

 

[PanzerKraken]

But what side is SKELETON MAN on?

 

[Pbae]

My bro here has already won

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What is he suppose to be, a ladder skeleton?
If anyone pulls the Hoth maneuver on em, they're going down.

 

[Kurita]

 

[Kitschy Kitty]

FRIGGIN' BONIES

 

[DJ88]

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I love how this is your avatar too.

 

[carlsojo]

Skeleton Archer.

 

[Winds of Change]

Skeleton Archer.

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A good point. In the end that would be a warrior subclass I think.

 

[Armouredpriest]

 

[Alien Bob]

What class is my pile of bones in the corner?

 

[MisterSnrub]

Don't sweat the people who have no boundaries on how they treat other people in this thread OP, you may ride upon me as your faithful skeletal steed

 

[Aske]

Skelington magus. I have a voice somehow, and I'm all BRLRLRLING THE THUNDAH AND TERROW TO AH ENIMIZ and then I throw lightning bolts with just enough cooldown time between each one for me to feel torturously frustrated.

 

[Zombine]

Doesn't matter what class I pick. I'll still be boned.

 

[show me your skeleton]

excuse me

 

[The Lord of Cereal]

I haven't heard mentions of the Skeleton War since I was a little teeny-bopper on Tumblr... what the french toast is this shit?

 

[Corrupt]

Do the Necron count?

 

[Nazo]

This gave me horrible Tumblr flash backs.

 

[mbpm]

Skeletons together, strong

 

[Glasgow Mega-Snake]

 

[Boat Times]

I haven't heard mentions of the Skeleton War since I was a little teeny-bopper on Tumblr... what the french toast is this shit?

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This gave me horrible Tumblr flash backs.

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This is just like what that crazy guy said about echoing! It was true, all of it!