Cube 2they fucked mid air after beating the shit out of some thugs.
o wait wrong movie.
a kiss
Really should've just had Rey be Luke's daughter and Ben be Leia's son, and Snoke be Palpatine's spirit. When Luke is training a 10 year old Ben and a toddler Rey, and Ben starts displaying dark side qualities from Palp's seduction and goes ham in the new jedi temple, that's where Luke says fuck this and flees to Ach-To, but not before leaving a young Rey on TATTOOINE in the hope she grows up to be a farm girl or some shit.....After that you could pretty much have the events of TFA play out without too much alteration, and this way you have a decent set up for Rise instead of the 11th hour palpatine asspull
If Donald T. Can do it, then this sexy mofo can do it as well.Billy Howle who plays Palpatine's son is 30.
So using that as his age when Rey is born, he'd have been born between ROTS and ANH
It's canon that this guy nutted in women looking like this
thanks for the engaging dialogue
Yeah i cannot believe people keep defending the Reylo shit and the kiss. It's poorly written and poorly actualized. Like for real...The kiss what totally weird. And it came after Kylo continued to pop up in their force chat uninvited several times during the movie and held a dead Rey in his arms like she was his lover although there was no previous physical contact of that type between them. The guy was a creep until the end.
And no, Kylo/Ben are not two different person. He redeemed himself by doing also good things but that doesn't erase everything.
, you know I like you, but it's not The Last Jedi's fault that JJ can't tell a good story within the confines of its own runtime.
Youre ridiculous
Oh sure, if we were talking about standalone movies I'd totally agree. The problem is, of course, Rise of Skywalker is the third movie of a trilogy and if it has to spend the first hour setting up stuff the last movie should have, I do think you can blame the last movie for that. Of course I don't particularly blame Johnson since he was doing what he believed was best for his movie and that's the most important thing he can do, but it doesn't change that the sequel trilogy did not benefit from The Last Jedi.
DUDE...did you just admit to committing crime???I'm dying to see this train wreck tomorrow, as someone that hates the ST. We're going to sneak into 'Cats' afterwards to make it a double-header of awfulness!
Just remember that they tossed out the old EU, but since then have made Darth Vader's stalker and fangirl canon.He was the Emperor of the entire Galaxy. I'm sure he found somebody that wanted to fuck him. Or maybe he used Sith mind control. Remember that he is evil.
The Rise of Kylo Ren comics confirmed that Ben did not kill anyone at the Jedi Temple, did not destroy the temple, and went out of his way to not kill the padawans who accused him of murder and chased after him.
Ben is a good guy who was corrupted by Snoke/Palpatine.
do you think he shoots lightning out of his dong
Did he at least Force choked her?Just remember that they tossed out the old EU, but since then have made Darth Vader's stalker and fangirl canon.
... I'm sure the comics will explore all the Palpatine groupies at some point.
Comics working over time to make this film work
Just remember that they tossed out the old EU, but since then have made Darth Vader's stalker and fangirl canon.
... I'm sure the comics will explore all the Palpatine groupies at some point.
Just remember that they tossed out the old EU, but since then have made Darth Vader's stalker and fangirl canon.
... I'm sure the comics will explore all the Palpatine groupies at some point.
The Rise of Kylo Ren comics confirmed that Ben did not kill anyone at the Jedi Temple, did not destroy the temple, and went out of his way to not kill the padawans who accused him of murder and chased after him.
Ben is a good guy who was corrupted by Snoke/Palpatine.
I'd imagine it'd go a little like this:
EPISODE IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.
GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.
Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power.
Expectation:
I swear this is not a joke... but the broadcast was heard in the crossover event... in the video game FORTNITE.The bolded sounded cool. Why the fuck couldn't we have seen that? Would have been a great opening act. Did they save it for a tie-in comic or something?
The bolded sounded cool. Why the fuck couldn't we have seen that? Would have been a great opening act. Did they save it for a tie-in comic or something?
Yes, but you only see the aftermathi had totally forgotten about lightspeed ramming. is there any lightspeed ramming in this movie?
👏🏽So:
Star Wars/Force, a good start
Empire/Last, the good ones
Jedi/Rise, the ones with the teddy bear planet and old dude that are a bit meh.
The fortnite broadcast I thinkThe bolded sounded cool. Why the fuck couldn't we have seen that? Would have been a great opening act. Did they save it for a tie-in comic or something?
1. We have an OT where spoilers are allowed. You just have to spoiler tag them for the next two days, and then you can openly discuss them.The bolded sounded cool. Why the fuck couldn't we have seen that? Would have been a great opening act. Did they save it for a tie-in comic or something?
No he's right, better to have a new post-release spoiler thread.
They did this broadcast, and I swear this is true, in Fortnite:The bolded sounded cool. Why the fuck couldn't we have seen that? Would have been a great opening act. Did they save it for a tie-in comic or something?
So wait, the leaks were real? Not just some elaborate hoax by redditors?