So I just exchanged punches with my father in law this Christmas Eve.

[henhowc]

Is "the joke" explained somewhere.

 

[Sargerus]

A classic Christmas "trolada", well done OP

 

[Tochtli79]

Can't believe everyone is laughing at OP when they're trying to warn us about the impending apocalypse, you won't be laughing when the robots overrun your hometown come morning

 

[Deleted member 8674]

At least it's not another fucking Star Wars thread.

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Thank god.

 

[Instro]

At least it's not another fucking Star Wars thread.

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We can't say for sure yet.

 

[psynergyadept]

At least the robots would kill your father in law so..win!?

 

[SofNascimento]

We can't say for sure yet.

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Rian Johnson did make a movie with time travel... and from there is just a small push to a SW thread....

 

[Daphne]

So, this is a joke thread? It's not funny if so because real people have to deal with this kind of shit with their families today. I did with what's left of mine.

Fuck I hate this day.

 

[Halbrand]

I'm disappointed this was fake

 

[Valkerion]

Ending seemed a bit rushed.

 

[Yogi]

OP, you made me read.

 

[StarStorm]

OP, leaving all of us on the cliffhanger.

Did you win the war? That's the important question.

 

[Malverde]

I'm in the bathroom taking a Christmas Eve dump and this made me laugh, thanks OP.

 

[antispin]

Come on people.

This was a nice thread. Say it was nice thread. It's all I have!

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It was very nice *pats hand*. Merry Holidays!

 

[SofNascimento]

OP, leaving all of us on the cliffhanger.

Did you win the war? That's the important question.

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Well, you are alive so... We won!

It was very nice *pats hand*. Merry Holidays!

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Thank you!

 

[SofNascimento]

Also, taking about Star Wars, I just wanted to be the Ice Guy (to Quigmire).



Just the first 25 seconds.

 

[Verelios]

This is some fuckshit OP.

 

[Zukuu]

Post wes TL;DR for me, so I looked for one. Saw the last sentence, but meh.

 

[Lord Fagan]

A troll for the ages...

 

[Vommy]

OP... the fuck? That felt like a bad series finale. I was invested, wanted more details and then you pull a Terminator (not the first or second one, the bad ones).

 

[Vex]

I am always in full support of light hearted joke threads... So you have my sword. But I don't get the joke I guess? I maybe have to watch Terminator at some point in my life to get it.

That last line hit me and I just rolled my eyes 🙄😆😆😆💀💀💀😱🙃😆😆😂

 

[SofNascimento]

OP... the fuck? That felt like a bad series finale. I was invested, wanted more details and then you pull a Terminator (not the first or second one, the bad ones).

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You don't know a nuclear war is coming until you feel the heat of a burning star right at your face!

 

[the magical kitsune]

Let me tell you something Zezé

 

[Stinkles]

Am I in a meme video

 

[Raysoul]

Op you son of a bitch. Have a Merry fucking Christmas.

 

[Stinkles]

At least it's not another fucking Star Wars thread.

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don't underestimate droids

 

[Green Tentacle]

I thought it was gonna be a joke thread about getting sockem boppers for Christmas...

 

[Techno]

You do this to me?!

 

[Vommy]

You don't know a nuclear war is coming until you feel the heat of a burning star right at your face!

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I wanted a nuclear punch out between you and the father in law. Is that to much to ask OP, is it?!?!

 

[Username1198]

Bro you fucking got me I'm high af and at the edge of my seat. Fucker nice one

I read every last word and at the end said fucking terminator out loud lmao

 

[SofNascimento]

Let me tell you something Zezé

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If you want to know about the real Zezé:



It does take some background to understand the reference. Plus knowing portuguese.

 

[DevilMayGuy]

Nice

 

[Username1198]

Good job tho I'm not reading any op longer than 2 sentences again good job

 

[SofNascimento]

I wanted a nuclear punch out between you and the father in law. Is that to much to ask OP, is it?!?!

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I'm just a harmless translator here. I can't change how things went! I just hijacked someone else creativity!

 

[SofNascimento]

Good job tho I'm not reading any op longer than 2 sentences again good job

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Came on username1198, there are good ops out there! Don't lose faith.

 

[Vommy]

I'm just a harmless translator here. I can't change how things went! I just hijacked someone else creativity!

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I guess you're right. Hope you have a great christmas and a happy new year OP. You know I love you.

 

[SofNascimento]

I guess you're right. Hope you have a great christmas and a happy new year OP. You know I love you.

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Thank you very much. And all happiness for you and you loved ones!

 

[Kasey]

You were a punk pussy letting the machines take over like that.

 

[Ed.]

I must have missed this Terminator sequel because I don't get the story leading up to the joke.

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This is where I am at. Is it a reference or something?

 

[SofNascimento]

Op you son of a bitch. Have a Merry fucking Christmas.

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For you too you bastard!

And to everyone that had fun with this thread. Merry Christmans everyobody!

And keep a close eye on your toasters...

 

[Villein]

ERA is garbage

 

[Username1198]

Came on username1198, there are good ops out there! Don't lose faith.

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Lmao got me again. Merry Christmas yo

 

[Vommy]

ERA is garbage

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How dare you good Sir. You take that back!

 

[oreomunsta]

Booooooo

Merry Christmas, you asshat lol

 

[bigosc]

It's a translation so it's hard. I thought this would be the title that got people more invested.



I've have been, yes.



Surely you don't mean that?

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I spoke out of anger, you still deserve to serve a 1 day ban

 

[Razmos]

What a dumb thread, asshole

 

[B-Dubs]