Senate Judiciary Committee hearing - Ford & Kavanaugh testimony - 9/27 at 10am ET

[Empress of ice cream]

I hope someone asks him about his gambling and if he is an alcoholic.

 

[SindbadtheSailor]

This guy is clearly too emotional and too much of a mess to be a successful judge.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

"I keep drinking water but the tears wont come, oh god the tears wont come"

 

[Paperboywriter]

This is way better than any season finale

 

[Betelgeuse]

 

[HotPhase]

And this guy is going to be the next Supreme Court Judge? Seriously?

 

[skeptem]

I find it weird that people question the political motivations of victims but not of those who defend the assaulter?

 

[Easy_D]

"I have female friends, so I can't be someone who sexually assaults them."

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Which is such a shitty defence since often it's people who the victim knew personally.

 

[GrizzleBoy]

This sounds like a person who knows they're already finished tbh.

 

[Buckle]

I wonder how the GOP feels like he is doing

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Surprised they haven't started crying too and putting their arms around him in solidarity.

 

[mangopositive]

Gosh, look how upset he is! His eyes are red and shiny... so many actual tears wetting his eyes! Not faking at all. How could he?

 

[Fergie]

 

[LiquidSword]

His opening statement doesn't eat into any question time does it?

 

[Orb]

this guy rivals Trump for being a walking dril tweet

 

[Zero315]

84 women! Would you say he has binders full of them?

 

[OrdinaryPrime]

"I didn't assault 84 women I worked with before."

Therefore I didn't assault Dr. Ford.

 

[daveo42]

Didn't most of those women back off after allegations came out?

Also, lists of women you didn't rape isn't a good defense.

 

[Genesis]

He's REALLY not coming across well at all.
This is a pathetic display.

 

[Deleted member 29660]

I wonder how the GOP feels like he is doing

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Probably wondering why he's crying worse than a woman, but will spin it as being honest, soulfull and touching.

 

[RiPPn]

Senators now rethinking saying "take all the time you need."

 

[Tracygill]

 

[alstrike]

That tongue going to work

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Shit that reminded me of that "Demon Knight" movie from Tales from the Crypt...

 

[cognizant]

God damn it, it is probably the crying that does him in.

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It's like he's saying goodbye to be honest. Reminiscing on his life, crying tears of self pity and wallowing in grief for how unfair this all is, for losing everything over some woman he doesn't even remember raping, amidst all the gangrapes occurring back in the day.

 

[kevin1025]

So is this guy toast? American politics appears to have no bottom, so I can't tell.

 

[stew]

He thinks if he keeps talking there won't be enough time for him to take questions?

 

[Midnight Train]

Okayyy, how long does he get for an opening statement? Let's get this circus on the road.

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

"And here's another comment from twitter user kissintitties69: 'Go Brett' *sniff* 'go..."

 

[OnanieBomb]

I'm not watching. Are you guys talking about Brett Kavanaugh or Sam Nunberg.

 

[JadeGiveTwoRides]

He's publicly crying. Trump is done with him.

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Cryin' Kav.

 

[Protome]

Regardless of whether he's guilty or not, this complete meltdown he is having is embarrassing and someone should really stop him.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

"Guys, I have a list of at least 100 women that I DID NOT rape"

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Oh yeah, well *I* haven't raped over a billion women!!

 

[Deleted member 28461]

Wow, he has worked with a lot of women that have not accused him of raping them. Guess this angry guy didn't do it!

 

[Loudninja]

I she still going on? my god.

 

[Jombag]

He should just step down and save face

 

[Odesu]

I just fucking love the fact that we have a rape survivor sitting there, enduring questioning of people who want to tear her down, while the accused immediately starts reading down a list of people who thinks he is great while crying. Fucking hell.

 

[Vostro]

How long is this novel?

 

[broncobuster]

It looks like he only has 14 more pages of his statement left.

 

[ChrisR]

Not having sex because... God... but still consuming alcohol?

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Some branches of Christianity allow for drinking (in moderation, drunkenness is looked down upon) while others are totally against it.

 

[Ensirius]

So in that elongated opening I heard Kavanaugh likes beer, knows women, keeps the best calandars, likes beer, hates brushing, and lies.



Did I get it right?

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ehhh, you forgot he has a lot of friends, many who are feminist.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

STOP FUCKING FAKE CRYING

 

[LiK]

da fuck with this crying, holy shit

 

['3y Kingdom]

He's basically saying, "I've got more binders than Mitt Romney!"

 

[Deleted member 6645]

This guy has cried more in 10 min than his victim in her entire testimony. I think its genuine though, he is very sad that he was caught

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He's not actually crying.

 

[Creamium]

How can anyone have trust in this guy as a supreme court judge, even just based on this. He's a blabbering baby

 

[SweetNicole]

It's all over but the crying
And nobody's crying but me

 

[LordFish]

Is...he..is..... he.....filibusting his own hearing?

 

[Deleted member 9399]

I liked sports before it was cool

 

[jelly]

I don't get his argument, you can still be a piece of shit regardless.

 

[Garrett 2U]

This whole abrupt stopping to take a sip of water is absolutely butchering me.

And a voice crack! I love this.

 

[Kensation]

GOP, this y'alls mans?