Ya'll take your dinosaur thrillers very seriously I see.
I thought it was a pretty fun movie to watch. I wasn't looking for Schindler's List here haha.
To me it was suppose to be a turn off your brain and just enjoy
Yet some of the shit they pulled in this movie ruins the suspension of disbelief
Just look at that gif of Iwn incapacitated by a dart doing his best three stooges impression while molten hot lava approaches him
This isn't suppose to be slapstick shit
I literally had my brain turn back on and go really?, you turned me off god this shit
Holy fuck does the movie go overboard
I love the lava consuming the island and a brontosaurus have such emotion of hey you guys couldn't wait for me, woe is me, music emotions, looking at the edge of the pier, awaiting death like a martyr
There's shutting your brain off and going along god the ride, then there's this abomination where your brain's brain has to trigger Article 5 of "Why the fuck are we watching this"
Jurassic World 3 literally be this or I Riot!: