"Perhaps extinct franchises should be left extinct."
"What, so soon? Isn't this weeks away?"
Well, it turns out there's some sports thing called "football" (idk, looks like soccer to me, crazy Europeans) that apparently the un-Americans among us follow, and the US release date happens to be right in the middle of it, so long story short...
Director: J.A. Bayona (known for The Orphanage, The Impossible, A Monster Calls)
Writers: Colin Trevorrow & Derek Connolly
Based on the characters created by: Michael Crichton
Music: Michael Giacchino
Release Date: June 6th worldwide, June 22nd in the US
Summary: When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.
Rexy
Professional Isla Nublar super hero
Blue
It's in her blood!
Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire Dearing
Capatalist turned naturalist in just three years (former record holder - John Hammond, 4 years). Fan of high heels.
Chris Pratt as Owen Grady
Raptor tamer and T. rex stunt man.
BD Wong as Dr. Henry Wu
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.
Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
"Hahahrawrrahaha"
New cast members
- Justice Smith: Not a computer nerd, he's a hacker.
- James Cromwell as Sir Benjamin Lockwood: The Steve Wozniac to John Hammond's Steve Jobs.
- Rafe Spall as Eli Mills: Lockwood's right-hand who hires Owen and Claire to rescue the dinos. Probably doesn't own a paint and tile store.
- Daniella Pineda as Dr. Zia Rodriguez: Paleovet. As it turns out, that's somehow a hot career field.
- Toby Jones as Gunnar Eversoll: Taking animals off the island was the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas... until someone chose dino auctioneer as profession.
- Isabella Sermon as Maisie Lockwood: Because it wouldn't be Jurassic without children in mortal danger.
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