I was on stage with The Flaming Lips wearing a 3 meter blow up alien suit with a fan on my back.
Hooked up with a random Uber pool passenger late one night. Anyone else? Both drunk, horny, just met, into each other. Asked the driver to drop us off at a bar near her house, drank some more, danced, continued the party at her place, and parted ways forever.
*Sucks air*
I also swallowed a quarter because I was a dumb fucking kid and the babysitter saved me from choking after it got lodged sideways in my throat. I think I was like 4 or 5Swallowed a coin on a dare, it got stuck inside my trachea vertically and I would have died had it dropped horizontally. Not my proudest moment even if I was just 8-9 years old XD
Not bad, I think it was embarrassing for me because it happened on a school bus after school, so the bus driver had to take me back to school and then a teacher took me to the emergency room where my parents were waiting for me. Had to endure a week of ridicule at school and at home XDI also swallowed a quarter because I was a dumb fucking kid and the babysitter saved me from choking after it got lodged sideways in my throat. I think I was like 4 or 5
Lol yeah that's brutal. I just had my older sister making fun of me for years for being stupid enough to swallow a quarter.Not bad, I think it was embarrassing for me because it happened on a school bus after school, so the bus driver had to take me back to school and then a teacher took me to the emergency room where my parents were waiting for me. Had to endure a week of ridicule at school and at home XD
Not parking lot, but I have done by the side of a church.
I'm just joshing around, but seriously, you look super into it and I love it.
The wife and I were 69ing and we both farted at the same time.