I came on my own face...

[Lobster Roll]

Hello weekend-ERA.

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[kittens]

Why can't you fuckers be normal

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this is literally one of life's simplest pleasures lmao

I recommend exploring your eroticism more yall

 

[Dixie Flatline]

You have to take that with pride. Getting a facial and acting disgusted is a lose-lose. At least smile so you look cute.

 

[BasilZero]

Monsters like you is why weekends are ruined now 🤬

 

[I Don't Like]

Does anyone else here not really projectile their load?
It's only happened a handful of times that it goes more than an inch or so out. Usually just oozes out

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Get that checked out IMO. Just by the nature of that biological process it should projectile.

 

[Tangyn]

Good job on the powerful load.

I can't actually believe that people in 2019 think the pull out method is a good idea.

Please younger people don't do this.

 

[GrizzleBoy]

Miles is putting in the weekend era work for sure.

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Good job on the powerful load.

I can't actually believe that people in 2019 think the pull out method is a good idea.

Please younger people don't do this.

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Condoms suck that's why. Anal is the only effective method!

 

[Tangyn]

Condoms suck that's why.

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Babies suck more

 

[Ragnar]

Condoms suck that's why. Anal is the only effective method!

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The fact that condoms kind of suck doesn't make pulling out any less of a crummy idea.

 

[Blue Skies]

Got ya covered fam

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idk if this a joke post, does this all work?

 

[nekkid]

You deserve an avatar forfeit. Someone get on that.

 

[shem]

Shhhh, we can't let them find out how vanilla they are.

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I like cumming on myself, it's hot as fuck tbh

the squeamishness around this topic on here is really funny to me


lmao I was thinking the same thing

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For real.

 

[Dennis8K]

Keep it cumming

 

[Bor Gullet]

Keep it cumming

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As an aside, how do you white out text like that?

 

[LOLDSFAN]

I realize that's supposed to be a hand, but in light of this new revelation...

It simply cannot be unseen.

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Oh no...

 

[JaseC64]

Did you slurp it down? Lol

 

[Dennis8K]

As an aside, how do you white out text like that?

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iSPOILER instead of SPOILER

 

[Deleted member 8257]

Fyi OP, pull out method is extremely risky.

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

Trump does it all the time on purpose. You'll be fine.

The jokes from the wife at your expense though. Good luck living those down.

 

[farmland]

Get ready to have a child together. The pull out method is rubbish.

 

[Orion]

And here I am feeling proud when it hits my chest.

Clearly I've set low standards for myself. I'll have to aim higher.

 

[Dennis8K]

Get ready to have a child together. The pull out method is rubbish.

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That is why OP switched to the jizz-in-own-face method.

 

[Bor Gullet]

iSPOILER instead of SPOILER

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I like that

 

[OhSatan]

Divorce if your wife didn't lick you clean, you live in a loveless marriage if so.

 

[RPGam3r]

"I came on my own face"

from the director of:

My wife fingered... (a personal experience regarding sex)

Centuries of sex led to this moment

and last but not least

Go fuck yourself and your baby dick....

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And for the first time I'll be checking that box that appears when you ignore a thread.

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

And here I am feeling proud when it hits my chest.

Clearly I've set low standards for myself. I'll have to aim higher.

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"One of these days Alice, one of these days... Boom, right to the moon."

Aim high my friend.

 

[Sawyer]

This is really not even weird.

 

[Rackham]

Why are people so boring here? "Why did you post this?" fuck off.

great story OP. Would read again 10/10

 

[cameron]

Overshare, curtain, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

You should eat your own cum. It's nutritious and delicious.

 

[Xando]

"I came on my own face"

from the director of:

My wife fingered... (a personal experience regarding sex)

Centuries of sex led to this moment

and last but not least

Go fuck yourself and your baby dick....

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Miles threads are legendary

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Nice

 

[Deleted member 10737]

i used to do that on the regular, also used to be able to suck my own dick.
ah, youth.

 

[Necron]

Hot stuff, indeed.

 

[Deleted member 11008]

i used to do that on the regular, also used to be able to suck my own dick.
ah, youth.

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Uhm, you do yoga or something? I can't be that flexible.

 

[Hey Please]

So OP has a history of sexual mishaps. First his wife does him dirty by surprise fingering his anal sphincter and now this.

I would not be surprised if OP manages to literally fuck himself and write about it on a weekend by the end of the year.

 

[Deleted member 10737]

Uhm, you do yoga or something? I can't be that flexible.

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i didn't do yoga, but i was quite flexible when i was ~14. now tho, on a bad day i can't even touch my toes.

 

[HotHamWater]

Just to get a jump on the OP's next thread: congrats on the kid!

 

[Hey Please]

i used to do that on the regular, also used to be able to suck my own dick.
ah, youth.

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[Deleted member 3038]

Did you taste it tho OP?

 

[kittens]

Fyi OP, pull out method is extremely risky.

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Yeahhhh this bears repeating. What's your goal with the pull out method OP? Because if it's avoiding pregnancy, you might want to get a plan b (literally). Condoms are fairly easy to get for free depending on where you live and what services you have locally.

 

[Achtung]

So you thought it would be cold? WTF

 

[LookAtMeGo]

At least you noticed and didnt go walking around in public with nut on your face.

 

[Glasfrut]

It would not have cost you anything to keep this to yourself.

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👀

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Did she wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"?

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around a hundred children in africa died during the time you were writing this.

think about that.

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Yeah, it was worth finally checking this thread out.

 

[Musubi]

Ah, yes weekend ERA time.

 

[Deleted member 49319]

Congrats on your healthy prostate.

 

[Deleted member 11008]

i didn't do yoga, but i was quite flexible when i was ~14. now tho, on a bad day i can't even touch my toes.

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I can understand the latter. I could touch mine barely with my mouth, but that was 10 years ago <_< sorry for the off-topic by the way

 

[Deleted member 49319]

I can understand the latter. I could touch mine barely with my mouth, but that was 10 years ago <_< sorry for the off-topic by the way

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i used to do that on the regular, also used to be able to suck my own dick.
ah, youth.

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What did I just read.

 

[kortvarsel]

What came over you to think this thread was a good idea?

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He did.