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this is literally one of life's simplest pleasures lmao
I recommend exploring your eroticism more yall
You have to take that with pride. Getting a facial and acting disgusted is a lose-lose. At least smile so you look cute.
Get that checked out IMO. Just by the nature of that biological process it should projectile.
The fact that condoms kind of suck doesn't make pulling out any less of a crummy idea.
idk if this a joke post, does this all work?Got ya covered fam
Trump does it all the time on purpose. You'll be fine.
The jokes from the wife at your expense though. Good luck living those down.
The jokes from the wife at your expense though. Good luck living those down.
And for the first time I'll be checking that box that appears when you ignore a thread.
"One of these days Alice, one of these days... Boom, right to the moon."
Aim high my friend.
So OP has a history of sexual mishaps. First his wife does him dirty by surprise fingering his anal sphincter and now this.
I would not be surprised if OP manages to literally fuck himself and write about it on a weekend by the end of the year.
I would not be surprised if OP manages to literally fuck himself and write about it on a weekend by the end of the year.
i didn't do yoga, but i was quite flexible when i was ~14. now tho, on a bad day i can't even touch my toes.
Yeahhhh this bears repeating. What's your goal with the pull out method OP? Because if it's avoiding pregnancy, you might want to get a plan b (literally). Condoms are fairly easy to get for free depending on where you live and what services you have locally.
Yeah, it was worth finally checking this thread out.
I can understand the latter. I could touch mine barely with my mouth, but that was 10 years ago <_< sorry for the off-topic by the way
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