Every post is some mind-blowingly self-absorbed, bullshit motivational story that belongs on the ThatHappened subreddit.
Complimenting that is a nonsensical barrage of those snake oil successful habit books, recruiters constantly giving you a worse option then you already have, people who still say "touch base" and don't feel dead inside, constant stories of sexual harassment occurring in direct messages and
Every single post
Is formatted
like some extended haiku
Here is the typical Linkedin Post from gold premium influential recruiter 101:
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He came to the office
He was late
He smelled like shit
His shoe laces were untied
But I hired him
Why?
Because...
Its not about whats on the outside
Or the fact you need a shower
Or the fact you dont have a watch
Its about..
Courage
We fired him 2 months later
Complimenting that is a nonsensical barrage of those snake oil successful habit books, recruiters constantly giving you a worse option then you already have, people who still say "touch base" and don't feel dead inside, constant stories of sexual harassment occurring in direct messages and
Every single post
Is formatted
like some extended haiku
Here is the typical Linkedin Post from gold premium influential recruiter 101:
- - - -
He came to the office
He was late
He smelled like shit
His shoe laces were untied
But I hired him
Why?
Because...
Its not about whats on the outside
Or the fact you need a shower
Or the fact you dont have a watch
Its about..
Courage
We fired him 2 months later