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How long will Linda Yaccarino last as the new CEO of Twitter/đť•Ź?

  • She will not make it to her desk

    Votes: 176 13.1%

  • She will be out within a month

    Votes: 100 7.4%

  • She will be out before 9/11

    Votes: 201 14.9%

  • She will not last to "đť•Ź"-mess - you get it right? 🤣

    Votes: 344 25.5%

  • She will be there for less than a year

    Votes: 312 23.2%

  • She will be there till the end of: The Dark World

    Votes: 214 15.9%
  • Total voters
    1,347
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zerosnake99

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Birdie said:
I don't even think it's implemented correctly because I've never seen it lol
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Polk said:
I thought they removed limits? How does it even make sense if your buisness is serving ads?
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Idk

I got the bottom of the feed, saw that message and it told me to subscribe. I was in the Palworld plagiarism thread and I couldn't go to any of the screenshots or conversations linked in that site. I can see the embedded items, but if I wanted to see something in full context or a full image? Nope. Didn't work.

Clown shoes.
 
Birdie

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Just assume any rule or procedure on X is wildly inconsistent and working against you if you're not posting slurs and racial caricatures 24/7
 
cameron

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After the visit to Auschwitz, Musk and Shapiro addressed the conference. Their conversation was preceded with a presentation: a video montage of tweets that could have been sent to spread information about the Holocaust if it were taking place in the time of social media, concluding that X could have saved lives.
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I get that Ben loves hypotheticals as part of his schtick, but one would hope there's a line that wouldn't be crossed even for Ben.

Shapiro did not ask Musk about his own antisemitic comments, and instead attacked diversity, equity and inclusion.
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Musk stressed the need for freedom of speech and rigorous pursuit of the truth to defeat historic evil. I agree that rigorous pursuit of the truth is necessary. That's true of history, and it's true of present politics. It's why I think it was wrong — in a factual sense — of Shapiro to conclude by hailing Musk as "a strong moral voice against antisemitism."
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Clowned myself by forgetting for a moment what Ben is all about.
 

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Instead of taking his son to a park, Musk takes him to a prison camp with Ben Shapiro. Father of the year!
 
I Don't Like

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Birdie said:

View: https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1749587408889196623

What the fuck
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Not sure if posted already but here are the tweets. Musk is trying to use the Holocaust to advertise Twitter

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Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com)

Oh no, the fantasy tweets from the Elon Musk–Ben Shapiro visit include Community Notes heroically debunking @AuschwitzCampOfficial's claims that the Jews are actually having a great time. Also annoying arguments with Holocaust deniers—that's X all right! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmlS...
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Dyle

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The stupidest thing about that horrific video is that it reminded me that before Musk fucked everything up the Auschwitz account would have been tagged as a state propaganda account and wouldn't need official in its tag because it would be verified

Also shoutout to the modern tweet that flashes by in the video "Abusive men will literally threaten to sue the whole world instead of going to therapy and holding themselves accountable"
 
beat

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What probably happened with the MrBeast payout is that there's a limited pool (and it has nothing to do with monetizing views only from blue checks). Other blue check accounts are tweeting that their impressions were up this quarter but they got paid less. Probably Elon just diverted as much as he could to MrBeast, which is hilarious that it's still less than what MrBeast gets from YT and he pissed off his blue check fanbase to do it. This man is so cash-broke for a billionaire.
 
Greg NYC3

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cameron said:
I get that Ben loves hypotheticals as part of his schtick, but one would hope there's a line that wouldn't be crossed even for Ben.



Clowned myself by forgetting for a moment what Ben is all about.
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Just trying for a moment to imagine the lack of self-awareness necessary to not realize that decrying diversity while visiting a memorial for people who were ethnically cleansed is maybe not the best thing to do.
 
Pearljam and Earl

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If you've been seeing all the anti-DEI rhetoric from the right and scratching your head at how it seems like they're decades late with all of this, you're not wrong.. The sole motivation of the bad guys in the original Police Academy movie is to scupper their police department's diversity hiring programme, with them being portrayed as spiteful, outdated, self-interested bigots, and this was in 1984. Granted, the movie itself is gently satirising the '80s push for diversity too, but there's never any doubt that the diversity recruits are the "goodies" we should be rooting for, with the overall conclusion being that this inclusive (for the time..) team of "ordinary" men and woman did succeed, and often because of, rather than in spite of, their diversity.

TLDR: If a forty years old movie is mocking your hot new "fresh for 2024" talking point as the out-of-date, racist, sexist bullshit that it is,, maybe your "1970s grumpy grandpa" politics really aren't as edgy or popular as you think.
 
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Cargo Shorts

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beat said:
What probably happened with the MrBeast payout is that there's a limited pool (and it has nothing to do with monetizing views only from blue checks). Other blue check accounts are tweeting that their impressions were up this quarter but they got paid less. Probably Elon just diverted as much as he could to MrBeast, which is hilarious that it's still less than what MrBeast gets from YT and he pissed off his blue check fanbase to do it. This man is so cash-broke for a billionaire.
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A limited pool implies there's some kind of forethought or plan. Hell, a dart board with numbers on it has more thought process put into it than whatever numbers Musk pulls out of his ass to give to people.
 
Amalthea

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Zephyrhills said:
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Instead of taking his son to a park, Musk takes him to a prison camp with Ben Shapiro. Father of the year!
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He still must've told his son that they are going to "the happiest place on earth".

There's also something deeply cyncal about Mr. "Free-Speech" standing under the "Arbeit macht frei" (Work sets you free) sign.
 
Psittacus

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The craziest thing about this is the implication that people not knowing about the Holocaust was the problem
 
phisheep

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The mocked-up tweets appear to have been badly translated.

"Kill Jews in masses" for "Kill Jews en masse"
"This is admitted" for "This was admitted"

I wonder what language they were badly translated from.
 
.exe

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You just know Elon would've been out there posting hmmm 🤔 under thinly veiled conspiracy posts about the economic influence of Jewish diaspora and what is due but witheld from The Great Germanic Nations by this shadow elite. You just know.
 
cameron

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A hot new episode by that former Fox News host just dropped on Twitter. It's an exclusive interview with catturd2.
 
CampFreddie

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Birdie said:
If only we had community notes during the Holocaust
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Goebbels would get a temp ban for death threats against Jews, then Elon would personally intervene to un-ban him in the name of "free speech" (and also because he's trying to win a sweet government contract to make a more efficient V2 rocket). This would be accompanied by a rant against Churchill for being too woke.

Seriously, "the fascists could never get away with it in a world with Twitter", is the worst take I have ever heard.
 
mantidor

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I mean... we know how nazi propaganda was, it would be exactly the same on any kind of social media. It would be worse actually because it would have more reach.
 
Titantodd

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Yeah, the few posts above have the right of it; Twitter would have been an utter sewer of misinformation and propaganda if it existed during WWII.

In the UK, we had Lord Haw-Haw broadcasting Nazi propaganda over the radio to demoralise and misinform the British public through the war. It was a concerted and deliberate effort by British fascists. WWII Twitter would have been like that, but multiplied many times over.
 
Mezentine

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The fake Auschwitz tweets are actually probably the most offensive thing he's ever done that hasn't gotten someone killed
 
h0tp0ck3t

h0tp0ck3t

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if only Twitter existed during Germanys slide into fascism, says man using Twitter to aid in Americas slide into fascism
 
ISWThunder

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Mezentine said:
The fake Auschwitz tweets are actually probably the most offensive thing he's ever done that hasn't gotten someone killed
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Openly admitting that Twitter would have been a tool for Nazi propaganda. But it's ok, because eventually a footnote would have be added that the people in the photo with millions of impressions were actually massacred.
 
BlastProcessing

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Mezentine said:
The fake Auschwitz tweets are actually probably the most offensive thing he's ever done that hasn't gotten someone killed
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I am having trouble wrapping my mind around them. It's so fucking beyond the pale.

Even in their fantasy best-case-scenario, even in the example they made themselves, they admit that they would happily let the actual Third Reich post on Twitter, completely unrestricted.
 
Greg NYC3

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BlastProcessing said:
I am having trouble wrapping my mind around them. It's so fucking beyond the pale.

Even in their fantasy best-case-scenario, even in the example they made themselves, they admit that they would happily let the actual Third Reich post on Twitter, completely unrestricted.
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He's actively working on creating the Fourth Reich right now, so not very surprising.
 
I Don't Like

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The tweets would actually be like:

"Jewish Group: everyone needs to be aware of the genocide currently happening at the hands of Nazis. We plead with other countries for help!"

Reply 1: "Jews making things up as usual."
Reply 2: "Good!"
Reply 3: "This is how they operate, making up genocide to ask for countries to kill the great people of Germany."
Reply 4: "I'm not even a Hitler fan but Go Hitler!"
Reply 5: "Nice try."
Reply 6: "I live in Germany - these are lies."

On and on and on...
 
Birdie

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I honestly think the Third Reich posting on Twitter would be less openly antisemitic as some of the folks on there now.
 
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