I think Trump's lawyers just abandoned him midway through the evening news cycle and he is thinking it'd because they think he is innocent
Wait, two schemes to purchase stories from women? Did we know about a woman other than Stormy Daniels?
Mueller makes a pretty bold statement in the filing when he nails cohen repeatedly for his public statements that were made to be deceptive and perhaps signal others. That's a big shot across the bow at people like Trump himself
Did we ever find out if he went to Prague to meet Russians like the Steele Dossier said?
The President is cleared, but this "Individual 1" fellow certainly seems screwed.
Wait, two schemes to purchase stories from women? Did we know about a woman other than Stormy Daniels?
yuuuup. the lies highlights is incredible.I hope SHS has a good lawyer. Mueller really doesn't like liars.
What I get from what I'm hearing now and from the article about the Kelly interview, is that for Mueller the cover up is almost as important as Trump's actions. So many people are screwed, this is just the beggining.
That's also the impression of the experts analyzing the filings. I think you're right.
I feel the same way. We have had like 400 versions of this thread the past 2 years
Oh, you mean Cohen's third client?
I keep forgetting that's true.
The usual it's a nothing burger. No signs of Collusion or evidence included in the document.
Everyone should just start calling him 'Individual 1' from now on. He loves nicknames right?
Everyone should just start calling him 'Individual 1' from now on. He loves nicknames right?
Cohen : [Mueller hands him the phone] Hey, Don boy.
Individual 1: Cohen?
Cohen: Yeah. Now listen, Don, they're giving me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you. I know you think you're the bestest president ever, Don, and I can appreciate that, but, you're just dragging this thing out. Now look, no one gets outta here until these guys can get you in jail, and that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messin' up the works, capisci?
Individual 1: Cohen, what have you told them?
Cohen : I told 'em we were old friends and I'm just your coffee boy.
Individual 1: Cohen, you shouldn't be doin' this.
Cohen : Tell me about it. Alright, Don, listen. They want you to tell them where the Russian money went. They know people are listening. They want the Russian money or they'll put me in jail.
[pause]
Cohen : Don, didn't you hear me?
Individual 1: Yeah, I hear you. Who gives a shit.
Cohen: Hey, Don, I think you can get with the program a little, huh? The FBI are here now, it's their problem. Now tell these guys where the Russian money went so no one else gets hurt, you know I'm putting my life on the line for you, pal.
Individual 1: Cohen, listen to me very carefully.
Cohen : Don?
Individual 1: Shut up Cohen, just shut your mouth! Put Mueller back on the line.
[Cohen holds the phone up]
Individual 1: Mueller, this shit-head coffee boy doesn't know anything! Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy.
Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. Covfefe.
This is the most perfect use of a gif I have ever seen.
Yep, he was right all along. Dude's totally innocent.
Now this "individual one" person on the other hand is in some deep, deep shit.
This thread.....Omg....Cohen : [Mueller hands him the phone] Hey, Don boy.
Individual 1: Cohen?
Cohen: Yeah. Now listen, Don, they're giving me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you. I know you think you're the bestest president ever, Don, and I can appreciate that, but, you're just dragging this thing out. Now look, no one gets outta here until these guys can get you in jail, and that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messin' up the works, capisci?
Individual 1: Cohen, what have you told them?
Cohen : I told 'em we were old friends and I'm just your coffee boy.
Individual 1: Cohen, you shouldn't be doin' this.
Cohen : Tell me about it. Alright, Don, listen. They want you to tell them where the Russian money went. They know people are listening. They want the Russian money or they'll put me in jail.
[pause]
Cohen : Don, didn't you hear me?
Individual 1: Yeah, I hear you. Who gives a shit.
Cohen: Hey, Don, I think you can get with the program a little, huh? The FBI are here now, it's their problem. Now tell these guys where the Russian money went so no one else gets hurt, you know I'm putting my life on the line for you, pal.
Individual 1: Cohen, listen to me very carefully.
Cohen : Don?
Individual 1: Shut up Cohen, just shut your mouth! Put Mueller back on the line.
[Cohen holds the phone up]
Individual 1: Mueller, this shit-head coffee boy doesn't know anything! Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy.
Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. Covfefe.