So I just exchanged punches with my father in law this Christmas Eve.

[djplaeskool]

lmao
I was like this reading the whole thing at the edge of my seat.

 

[msdstc]

Can someone explain how this is t2? I've seen that movie countless times and don't remember any of this.

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

 

[FTF]

 

[Sliver]

Lame and unfunny

 

[TheKid]

Man I saw the thread title and walked away from family to read this, they think I'm still in the toilet. I got got, merry Christmas era Lmaoo

 

[game-biz]

Dammit. I was honestly so hoping that you fucked that piece of shit up so badly and permanently. Like fucked his face up where he couldn't talk correctly anymore or something.

Oh well, you got me lol.

 

[AuthenticM]

motherfucker

 

[SofNascimento]

Anyway, this was the original people, the true Era of the Machines.

Spoiler

http://www.naoentreaki.com.br/1473273-era-das-maquinas-como-eu-amo-essa-historia-pela-data.htm

You better know portuguese!

 

[Arta]

Oh fuck you, I was invested until the end...

 

[saenima]

Congrats OP you got me lol

I hated Zézé already

 

[Stantastic]

OP that was brilliant, thank you for this thread.

 

[MIMIC]

I demand a proper ending to that story.

 

[Lord Azrael]

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

 

[RoaminRonin]

Did you fuck him up? That's alot of history and pent-up anger for you not to reck his shit.

Edit: lmao fuck you op "ya got me".

 

[WereSalamander]

Won't lie, they had us in the first... *counts*.... 15 paragraphs.

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

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And a happy new year.

 

[shintoki]

Something about your story makes me question it

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

Father in law? You aren't married, that is more egregious than judgement day

 

[DoradoWinston]

Good luck in the upcoming revolution fellow humans!

(have a good one op :D)

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

I choose to believe the story is true and that the op is hiding his shame through pasta.

 

[NineConsonants]

Imagine this being real and immediately writing this whole story to ResetEra after the fact.

 

[Xenoblade 3]

LOL people are actually getting mad. Lighten up folks
Thanks for the laugh OP

 

[Slipknot666]

What this has to do with Terminator? The fuck is this shit?

 

[lacer]

Imagine this being real and immediately writing this whole story to ResetEra after the fact.

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100% plausible. i can picture some sap hunched over a keyboard, typing with one hand and holding a steak over their bruised eye with the other while, but the punchline would be like "should i put my boogers in his skippy for revenge?" or some shit

 

[Deleted member 54292]

fuck

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Sigh.

 

[gdt]

Got me good.

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[davepoobond]

I read the last line.

But why is your "girlfriends" dad a Father in law?

I was suspicious from that point

 

[OptiveLink]

That was too good. LOL

 

[NO!R]

Portuguese!

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I know I'm just teasing lol

 

[NTGYK]

Man, I was hooked til that ending.

 

[Deleted member 889]

What happened next

 

[JeTmAn]

Nice story, good luck against the robots

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Ok, that was amazing

 

[Grimmjow]

This is amazing

 

[LebGuns]

The one time I waste my time reading an entire long op.

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Seriously. This is why people don't read OPs.

 

[SofNascimento]

Seriously. This is why people don't read OPs.

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I've made good ops that were ignored!

 

[Deleted member 39479]

i seriously cannot believe i read that whole thing lmao

 

[LebGuns]

I've made good ops that were ignored!

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Welp, not helping your credit here 😂

 

[wideface]

lmao you got me

 

[Rune Walsh]

 

[SofNascimento]

Welp, not helping your credit here 😂

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Look, it took me a lot of time to translate this thread from the original. Well, actually, I translated an adaptation of the original. But the point is, there was a lot of time and work put into this op, and that has to count for something. And I mean, wasn't reading it fun? I thought it was fun!

 

[Deleted member 12028]

What scene in t2 is this? I really don't remember this at all...

 

[dennett316]

Yeah because if the gossip was "real" it would have been a more productive use of your valuable Resetera time. lol

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Well...yeah. Troll threads waste more time than real ones by definition. Spending time reading a real experience is obviously more productive than a dumb joke post. Nice snotty condescension though, I give it 4 out of 5 douche nozzles.

 

[Chopchop]

Is Reddit leaking? Dumb bait posts like these are common there.

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

I appreciate the work put into this.

 

[Dennis8K]

This is time I will never get back.

OP must be severely punished for pulling this shit on Jesus birthday.

 

[Nome]

We 4chan now

 

[Burrman]