Mine would do instant replay commentary using a Telestrator to analyze a recent KO.
Example: "Hey Folks, John Madden here for a step by step replay of Wario's knockout on Marth. Marth's Sword hasn't been enough to damage Wario so he sees a Bob-omb behind him (Draws a circle on the Bob-omb). So Marth dashes over to the bomb and picks it up (Draw and arrow from Marth to Bob-omb and then Marth goes towards it). He throws the Bomb at Wario but Wario eats the bomb to counter the attack and BOOM! The explosion happens inside of Wario rather than outside. (Draws an arrow towards Wario and a mouth around Wario as he is talking). Hehe, talk about tolerance for spicy food. Then Wario finishes Marth by getting a motorcycle out of his butthole, rides towards Marth and BOOM! Marth flies out of the arena (Draws a motorcycle and an arrow towards Marth and then after Wario hits Marth and gets KO'ed, and giant BOOM word is written). You get a turducken for that Wario."
Also the KO makers get Turduckens.