That's still a lot of beef!
Where are you going?! What distance are you possibly going to drive in which you could consume 17 pounds of beef?Gas up the car and go on a road trip, jerky is the king of all road snacks.
HE JUST LEFT
Wrap each piece of beef up individually.I would know exactly what everyone is getting from me for Christmas.
Unspecified beef. Mystery beef. It will not harm you and it taste good.What brand? What flavor? Is it local?
Important questions that determine my answer.
Actually, most likely will eat anyways.
Is there a demand for beef jerky in your home state? Is it worth peddling beef jerky vs. say, drugs?
How much can I carry back to the wagon?
THAT'LL BE $4 BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
HE JUST LEFT
WITH THE BEEF
Wrap each piece of beef up individually.
Unspecified beef. Mystery beef. It will not harm you and it taste good.
Is there a demand for beef jerky in your home state? Is it worth peddling beef jerky vs. say, drugs?
You and I both know it wouldn't last that long.
That's... a lot of beef.I would eat every last bit of it... In the space of 12 hours and no doubt shit myself. Love the stuff, never know when to stop.
Thank you, Kanye.
A few snackin', yes.
You are brave.
Split it with whoever is road tripping with you and save some for the return trip!Where are you going?! What distance are you possibly going to drive in which you could consume 17 pounds of beef?
YOU ARE THE CREAM OF THE CROPDevelop a multiple personality from all the time I'm going to spend talking like the Macho Man.
OH YEAH!
IT RISES TO THE TOP!