Gentlemen

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Oct 25, 2017
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Personally no I would not.



Should you try it? Also no you should not.

I get it, with reopenings happening restaurants are desperate to attract influencers and other random goobers with stunt food for social media cred. But this ain't it.

New York has lost its license to mock pizza from other cities btw.
 

mopinks

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Oct 27, 2017
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smearing cheez whiz all over the pizza would be less revolting and more authentic
 

EssBeeVee

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Oct 25, 2017
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when she pulled back the non meltable cheese i gasped
when she said it looks like a pizza i knew this wasn't legitimate
 

Tom Penny

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Oct 26, 2017
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Are Philly cheese steaks famous or something like shitty Chicago deep dish? What makes them better than a normal cheese steak?
 

Quad Lasers

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Oct 26, 2017
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Love it when my cheese is cooked for 10 minutes but somehow looks like it was microwaved for 10 seconds.
 

krae_man

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Oct 25, 2017
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That's not a pizza. That's a giant circular bottom of a bun with a cheesesteak on top.
 

nded

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Nov 14, 2017
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Drizzle cheez whiz on top instead of the Kraft singles and I think I would.
 

Chikor

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Oct 26, 2017
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I'll try everything once, but I have never in my life ate a philly cheesesteak and though to myself "this sandwich would have been better if it was open-faced".

Are Philly cheese steaks famous or something like shitty Chicago deep dish? What makes them better than a normal cheese steak?
I don't know what normal, non philly cheesteak is.
But philly cheesesteak are quite famous and very delicious.
Unlike Chicago deep dish which is only one of those things.
 
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Alucrid

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Oct 25, 2017
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i grew up outside philadelphia and i've never seen kraft slices like that on a cheesestreak. cheez wiz? sure. american slices? sure. provolone slices? sure. whatever the fuck that is? no. i feel like most normal pizza places just put on a medium amount of beef/peppers/onions to make their cheesestreak pizzas.
 

Drachen

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May 3, 2021
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Good lord, I clicked the video thinking the thumbnail was the UNCOOKED product. I can't believe that cheese. This is hella gross.
 

VariantX

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Oct 25, 2017
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why they use the damn kraft singles?? Its either provolone or cheez wiz man. And if its a pizza, you shred it or tear the cheese into little chunks.
 

Dyle

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Oct 25, 2017
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People keep making these threads as if there's a commercially made pizza we wouldn't eat
 

Tom Penny

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Oct 26, 2017
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I'll try everything once, but I have never in my life ate a philly cheesesteak and though to myself "this sandwich would have been better if it was open-faced".


I don't know what normal, non philly cheesteak is.
But philly cheesesteak are quite famous and very delicious.
Unlike Chicago deep dish which is only one of those things.
Well I've had many shaved steak steak n cheeses. All the best ones I've ever had though used slices of rib eye.
 

jwk94

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Oct 25, 2017
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Kraft cheese needs to be banned. Hell American cheese needs to be banned. For years I I thought I hated cheese. Turns out, I just hate bad cheese.

I'm not so sure. I'm half convinced that if era was trapped on a deserted island where the only food supply was American cheese (for some reason), half of era would starve to death.

Constipation on a deserted island seems like a worse death than star ving.
 

I Don't Like

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Dec 11, 2017
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The weirdest thing about this to me is it's a pizza place - they have better cheese. Why the fuck would you make this with that plastic-ass American bullshit? Bizarre. Stupid. Also disgusting.
 

mbpm

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Oct 25, 2017
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Wasn't this a meme that someone posted about here on Era? It was called something regional based on a hotel or something
 

rjinaz

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Oct 25, 2017
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Phoenix
Kraft cheese needs to be banned. Hell American cheese needs to be banned. For years I I thought I hated cheese. Turns out, I just hate bad cheese.



Constipation on a deserted island seems like a worse death than star ving.
Phssh I'm sure there is fiber in the palm tree bark.
Wasn't this a meme that someone posted about here on Era? It was called something regional based on a hotel or something
Post #16 mentioned altoona pizza. This looks waaaaaaaay better than that though.
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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Phoenix, AZ
I've had a really good pizza before w cheddar/mozz, sauté onion and RED bell pepper, steak

The concept is fine this execution isn't