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Sqrt

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The National said:
UAE prosecutors accuse woman of butchering and cooking lover into machboos.

A woman is accused of killing her lover then butchering and cooking his remains according to Al Ain Public Prosecution.

Police said the Moroccan woman was arrested on suspicion of killing her boyfriend of seven years after he told her he planned to marry another woman from their home country.

Officers would not reveal how she killed him but said she served his remains as machboos — a traditional Gulf dish of rice and meat similar to biryani.

The crime was discovered after the man's brother, an Ajman resident, reported his sibling was missing to Al Ain Police. Police said the brother visited the couple's home in Al Ain to ask if the accused knew of his sibling's whereabouts.

On November 13, reports on the missing man surfaced on Moroccan media quoting his brother, who said police found a human tooth inside the woman's blender. After DNA tests confirmed the tooth belonged to the man, the woman was arrested.

During questioning, the woman, whose age was not disclosed by police, denied any involvement but then admitted to killing the man during a moment of 'insanity'. She told police she wanted revenge for being dumped after seven years of financially providing for him. After cutting up his body, she asked a friend to help her dispose of the remains.

The woman is said to have confessed that she used a blender to mince her former partner's flesh then cooked it with machboos, before serving it to a group of Pakistani workers who lived nearby.

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Damn.
 
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The last sentence is... Holy shit.

Imagine working your ass off all day, and some kind neighborhood lady brings your crew a tasty hot lunch. How nice!

Then you find out what was IN the dish.
 

Gaius Cassius

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How the hell did she manage to get every part of him into the blender? I mean, chopped up his arms and legs, I guess, but his head?
 

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Weird how I think the most fucked up part of this story is feeding human flesh to strangers. Yeeesh
 

Tetrinski

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I didn't know what machboos was but it sounds delicious. Will it be weird if I cook it tonight after reading this story? I promise not to use my partner as an ingredient.
 

jerf

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why'd you put my tender
Heart in a blender,
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion.
Rendezvous,don't eat the machboos.

I'm sorry, don't ban me
 

Mona

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that last sentence though...

i cant believe its possible to have a buried lead in a story thats already so heinous
 

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Afrikan

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Well then.........It's a good thing I already have a habit of passing up on free food from strangers.
 

gozu

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Jebus what a vile woman. It's one thing to kill out of jealousy, in the heat of passion.

It's a whole nother thing to feed your husband to nearby pakistani workers as a means to get rid of his body...like...burying is a thing?

I wonder how long her friend will be in jail for aiding and abetting in murder, obstruction of justice and cannibalism.
 

gozu

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What does human taste like?

Is it comparable to anything?

We taste like pig (man is called long pig in a cannibal culture). We're a bit saltier than beef.

Our meat is the easiest to digest because...well, it's our meat made of the exact building blocks we need.

So if you're a body builder who wants some red protein, (petri dish grown hopefully) man meat is your best bet.

Don't ask me how I know all this. ^_^U
 

orochi91

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The woman is said to have confessed that she used a blender to mince her former partner's flesh then cooked it with machboos, before serving it to a group of Pakistani workers who lived nearby.
A part of me really wants to see their reaction to this revelation.

Goddamn.
 
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