"To the Blacks. You all have jobs for once, and that's thanks to me. Stop looting, and get back to those jobs. And stop hating on America. You know who would want you to go back to the greatest job market ever? George Floyd and Malcolm X...err Martin Luther King. I have one of them here to night. A Black. Look over there, it's Martin's third cousin on the right hand side. You, you stand up. Don't be shy"
*Random black dude stands up confused, since Trump is pointing at him, when the real cousin is several aisles over to his right*
"He's looking down from us in the sky, saying to himself "Greatest President ever". So lets celebrate. Ben Carson, sing us one of those gospel songs you people like.."