1. My family is away for a while
2. I don't know shit about making drinks
3. I want to get reasonably fucked up
4. I didn't buy any of this, it's just what is on hand
Here's what was in the cabinet that is either alcohol or next to the alcohol. Can a pro turn this ragtag crew of bottles into some good mixed drinks? I also have coke zero and almond milk in the fridge lol
That's not a good selection for coke, you usually want brown liquor for that.
If you don't mind going to the store, grab yourself a can of Monster, a can of Four Loco green apple. Mix them together then add a healthy pour of the Espolon Tequila.