So I need to post here because of what happened the day before yesterday.
My brother and I flew to Florida in Coach on American Airlines to go on vacation to Disney and Universal. American decides to sit my brother and I, two fully grown men, in MIDDLE seats in rows of three. And I'm seated in between two fully grown men.
I'm 6'1, and let me tell you, unless I have a drink or two and feel particularly horny, I don't want to be in between two fully grown men in a cramped space.
During this four hour flight, the man in the aisle seat gets up and I take this opportunity to use the restroom. I relieve myself, come back to my seat, and proceed to squeeze and comparmentalize myself back in the middle.
Because of how I had to contort myself to sit back in the middle, I completely fucked up my left knee and now can barely walk, let alone run, which is practically a necessity for moving around these crowded as fuck theme parks.
Airline seats as they are right now are literally a health hazard.
The thought that there are people who think: "Airline seats are still too fucking big, we need them to be smaller" makes me want to take a kitchen knife and plunge it into my already fucked up knee.