As long as we're fantasizing, it would make me really happy to wake up one morning to find out he absconded in the middle of the night to Russia.
As much as it makes sense for this to happen if Trump is even half into as much debt and kompromat that we suspect - I have to believe that even when things are looking catastrophic for Trump he just assumes the same thing that always happens will happen again..
He'll bail and move one, threaten to sue anyone who speaks up about him, invest in some other thing, shmooze as many people as possible that they still have something to gain by aligning with him. Free of any consequences, keeping the grift alive.
I have to hope, however, that this time he's flown too close to the sun.