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Trump and Melania's relationship is the most hilarious thing in the universe

pleaseinsertdisctwo

pleaseinsertdisctwo

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From forgetting that Melania is standing right next to him



To Melania constantly avoiding holding hands with Donald


And now with Donald trying to cover up Melania's recent MIA-ness by saying "she's watching everyone, right there, by the window" (with reporters noting that they don't see anyone)


I'm sorry but this is just fucking hilarious to me

I have never seen such an obvious lack of love between two people

Though I must add: I don't think Melania necessarily "knew what she was getting into," so I empathize with her. There was one interview with some model or porn star who had sexual relations with Donald and would say things like "he was totally in love with me," aka somehow thought she was special to Donald; could be that the same thing happened to Melania.

I have no clue where she is but I hope she's getting ready to ruin Donald's life
 
ahoyhoy

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He just wanted to have five kids, just like his old man, so their marriage was probably only about popping out that fifth kid and then only interacting for publicity.
 
acheron_xl

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Of course there's an obvious lack of love. She was probably given to Trump as a reward for involvement in some criminal enterprise or another.
 
NYR

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I don't feel bad for her at all. Gold digger who married for money and was a birther. Her biggest nightmare is he is still alive. She got exactly what she deserved.
 

Creamie

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That first video is not even a blip on the radar. Could you imagine the outrage and media hype surrounding Obama if he did that?

The U.S. has turned batshit insane since Trump took over.
 
Tex Murphy

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It's a bitch girl, and it's gone too far but you know it don't matter any way.

You can rely on the old man's money.
 
Palantiri

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I am pretty sure in the first video he is attempting to say that she is present because she was so moved by the devastation that she had to be there in person. I may be wrong - but there doesn't seem to be any startled reaction from those present.
 
GameShrink

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LewieP said:
First video is more indicative of dementia to me.
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I think he's explaining why Melania is there.

It's "Melania really wanted to be here with us, so she took time out of her schedule to join me" as opposed to "She wanted to be here, but couldn't make it."

Still funny when taken out of context, but he's not lost that part of his mind yet.

Edit: Beaten by mere moments...
 
X1 Two

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LOL, he's not forgetting her, he's explaining why she's there to begin with.
 
Saya

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Mr.Knows

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Any relationship that is so publicly scrutinized and documented by the world would build up plenty of instances for hilarity and weird moments.

It is amplified in this case by the bombastic and narcissistic personality of a man like Donald Trump, along with the couple holding such positions of power.

imo
 
Mr. Giggles

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I think right now the whole "where is she?" Thing is being hyped up so later when she does turn up, Trump will say "see, she's was here here all along, d0nt believe the fake media".
 
mrpoopy

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The end of the second video he looks really confused and has no idea what he's doing there.
 
Shiloh

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Friendly reminder that she pushed Obama Birther bullshit and deserves no sympathy.
 
Bloodbathnbyond

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I'm sure she's accepting millions to not divorce him until his time is up. If she had any guts she would divorce him now.
 

Nay

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theofficefan99 said:
Though I must add: I don't think Melania necessarily "knew what she was getting into," so I empathize with her. There was one interview with some model or porn star who had sexual relations with Donald and would say things like "he was totally in love with me," aka somehow thought she was special to Donald; could be that the same thing happened to Melania.

I have no clue where she is but I hope she's getting ready to ruin Donald's life
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What is with people here and defending Melania? She is at best ignorant, naive, and complicit, and at worst she is as hateful as Trump. She deserves absolutely no sympathy whatsoever.
 
Calabi

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Mr.Knows said:
Any relationship that is so publicly scrutinized and documented by the world would build up plenty of instances for hilarity and weird moments.

It is amplified in this case by the bombastic and narcissistic personality of a man like Donald Trump, along with the couple holding such positions of power.

imo
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So what are the other one's as hilarious and weird as this? In our celebrity obsessed everythings out in the open world there must be a few surely but I cant think of any.
 
I Don't Like

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Can you imagine if this was the dynamic between Barack and Michelle? Just imagine the conservative sites and news media stories. Good lord.
 
BlackNMild2k1

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I'll just quote myself from a previous thread as it's more relevant to this one. lol
BlackNMild2k1 said:
I have this running theory that Melania and Trump is an arranged marriage setup by the Russian/Ukranians as a front and a check on Trump to keep him in line.
He got into major debts, needed to be bailed out, and sold his soul to the keep his image (and life). They set him up with Melania, they were to get married, have a child and pretend to live the life of a happy wealthy American married couple. Really though, she is a Ukranian spy keeping tabs on DJT and keeping him in line, reporting back directly to the "Puppet Master". In trade, DJT got massive loans and connections to continue to run his businesses as long as he was also laundering money and doing backroom deals for the Russian/Ukranian Billionaire boys club.

I've done no research to support this theory, but what's facts got to do with anything nowadays?
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She always looks like she's waiting for this assignment to be over.
 

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I mean, presumably she's not a domestic mouse. There's hard evidence he cheated on her, likely multiple times. If she doesn't like it she absolutely has legal precedent to divorce the fucker, take his money and live free?

I'm more concerned she's complicit when it suits her fluffy lifestyle. But she can't have it both ways.
 
Daniel Westlake

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Y'all folks stanning for Melania are fucking weird, like Donald Trump's has been an awful racist with a few rape allegations under his belt for multiple decades when she married him, and besides that she was part of the birther shit.
 
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