Isaac and his Banjo lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing animé, and playing with his psynergy, as his mom watched Universal cartoons on the television.
Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's Banjo heard a voice from above;
"Your son has become corrupted by leaks! He needs to be saved!"
"I will do my best to save him, Sakurai" his bear father replied, Rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was Snapchat from his life.
Again, the voice called to her; "Isaac's soul is still corrupt! He needs to be cut off from all that is leaking in this world, and confess his crimes!" "I will follow your instructions Sakurai, I have faith in thee" Kazooie replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, the bear and bird heard the voice of Sakurai calling to them; "You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your moveset potential, I will ask one more thing of you"
"Yes Daddy, anything" Banjo-Kazooie begged. "To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice, your son Isaac will be this sacrifice. Go into his room, and end this leak as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else"
"Yes lord" she replied, grabbing a Death's Scythe from the kitchen.
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.
Scrambling around his room to find a cave of life, he created a trap door to the basement, hidden under his rug.
Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his family burst through his door, and threw himself down, into the unknown theories below.