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chadskin

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The memoir narrates Daniels' first experiences as a stripper while still in high school, and how she broke into the porn industry, through which she rose to become an award-winning director, writer and star.

It was in that role that Daniels attended a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, in 2006, where she and two colleagues greeted golfers between holes. There she first sees Trump: "He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming."

Trump's bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump's penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
Daniels' alleged relationship with Trump included one moment in 2007, she writes, in which she is with Trump in a hotel room watching a Shark Week broadcast on cable television when he receives a phone call from Hillary Clinton, then running against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.

"Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called," Daniels writes. "He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning 'our plan'...

"Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating
 

greatgeek

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cheese toast

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THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary​
__________________

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

September 19, 2018

Statement by the President

MY PENIS IS NORMAL. IT'S ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST PENIS EVER AND IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A MUSHROOM. MY PUBES ARE ALSO GREAT. WITCH HUNT!!! #MAGA


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theaface

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Did she ever explain why she had an affair with him? I seem to recall she said that it wasn't transactional. She talks about him with such disdain but at the same time says she didn't sleep with him for money.
 

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On the one hand I think "a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.." is one of the funniest quotes ever.... on the other hand she kinda ruined Toad for me.
 

Speely

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Oct 25, 2017
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Can I please not think about Trump's dick? I would rather think about Tesla's armpit hair smell. For really.
 

Sgt. Demblant

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Mario games ruined forever.
Thanks, Stormy.

She should have compared his dick to a Sonic character. Like it resembles Eggman's face or something.