• Light/Dark

So Justin Bieber apparently eats Burritos in an unique fashion

Stop It

Stop It

Bad Cat
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,360
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45989883

A picture of a burrito has gone viral. Yes, you read correctly. A burrito. And for good reason.

The image is of a man eating a burrito in what is quite possibly the least conventional way to eat a rice-filled Mexican wrap.

And no doubt adding to the confusion is one big question: is that Justin Bieber?

The stranger in question looks scarily like the singer, but has his face somewhat hidden.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

So ERA. In the latest question of "Why can't you just be normal" what foods do you eat in the "wrong" way.

I put baked beans on pizza, because yum.
 
Servbot24

Servbot24

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
43,478
I could imagine it working okay tbh, as long as it's wrapped tightly enough that it doesn't fall apart at the ends.

A problem with the normal way of eating them is that as you bite it, food gets pushed back to the end of the burrito and it sometimes busts out the back or gets too sloppy.
 
Strafer

Strafer

The Flagpole is Wider
Member
Oct 25, 2017
29,462
Sweden
I actually got kicked out once from a restaurant for eating a hamburger with a fork and knife. It was a greasy fucker so I didnt want to get all fucked up and apparently they didnt like that.

never went back
 
AnansiThePersona

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
If I was as rich as JB was, I would eat food stupidly just to piss people off
 
CoyoteSpitfire

CoyoteSpitfire

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,202
Now I'm tempted to try this brave new burrito eating technique. But I don't want to waste a perfectly good burrito.
 
TheBeardedOne

TheBeardedOne

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
22,189
Derry
It's weird, I guess? But let him eat it how he wants.

You couldn't pay me to eat a disgusting burrito, as with other Mexican foods
 
ElectricBlanketFire

ElectricBlanketFire

What year is this?
Member
Oct 25, 2017
31,992
THIS CRAZY PICTURE HAS GONE VIRAL!

*doesn't post picture*

DqXUn1NXgAE-EPn.jpg:large
 
SigSig

SigSig

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,777
I eat Bananas in a way that may be perceived as wrong by troglodytes, but is actually very much the right way. Observe this educational video:
 
OP
OP
Stop It

Stop It

Bad Cat
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,360
Strafer said:
I actually got kicked out once from a restaurant for eating a hamburger with a fork and knife. It was a greasy fucker so I didnt want to get all fucked up and apparently they didnt like that.

never went back
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Wait, you got *kicked out* for eating a burger like that?

I what now?

TheBeardedOne said:
It's weird, I guess? But let him eat it how he wants.

You couldn't pay me to eat a disgusting burrito, as with other Mexican foods
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Wow, a bit much to call an entire nations cuisine as disgusting!
 
Bryo4321

Bryo4321

Member
Nov 20, 2017
1,521
Strafer said:
I actually got kicked out once from a restaurant for eating a hamburger with a fork and knife. It was a greasy fucker so I didnt want to get all fucked up and apparently they didnt like that.

never went back
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Folks ain't appreciate the way yer eatin' that burger all fancy like.


This is a pretty weird way to eat. Reminds of the top to bottom taco eaters.
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
94,733
here
ive eaten burritos from the middle all the time

mostly because it's fun to have two half burritos when I'm done mawing through
 
sibarraz

sibarraz

Prophet of Regret - One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
18,181
After that woman who dipped her tendies on her soda I can't get disgusted anymore.

Unless Justin Bieber started to dip his burrito on his soda
 

UnderNewOwnership

Member
Dec 4, 2017
3,097
SigSig said:
I eat Bananas in a way that may be perceived as wrong by troglodytes, but is actually very much the right way. Observe this educational video:
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

Actually, it depends on banana variety, and ripe-ness. Some banana varieties have a frangible stalk, which tends to fall off on its own when the fruit is ripe. Others have thicker peels, and a stalk which remains attached even when ripe. Or the banana might be slightly unripe, which makes the stalk remain attached.
 

Rondras

Banned
Aug 28, 2018
538
Your life must suck if you actually care how Bieber eats.

Is he eating something illegal? Is he hurting someone while doing so? No? Then there is 0 need to comment on it.
 
Gonzalez

Gonzalez

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,679
Remember how that poster made that thread about people going into threads, and making people know they don't care about certain stories?

Fuck it...

 
SigSig

SigSig

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,777
Eras inability to even read an OP consisting of 2 lines is amazing.
UnderNewOwnership said:
Actually, it depends on banana variety, and ripe-ness. Some banana varieties have a frangible stalk, which tends to fall off on its own when the fruit is ripe. Others have thicker peels, and a stalk which remains attached even when ripe. Or the banana might be slightly unripe, which makes the stalk remain attached.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Turns out it was I who was the troglodyte. I just figured it was compatible with every banana out there.
 
sph3re

sph3re

One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 28, 2017
8,470
People really will write articles about anything, won't they?

I'm pretty basic when it comes to eating my food. Sometimes I'll hold a sandwich with my pinkies supporting it from the bottom, rather than on the top bun like normal
 
Galkinator

Galkinator

Chicken Chaser
Member
Oct 27, 2017
9,042
You can laugh at his eating habits, but he's still richer than all of Era combined
 

UnderNewOwnership

Member
Dec 4, 2017
3,097
SigSig said:
Turns out it was I who was the troglodyte. I just figured it was compatible with every banana out there.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Eating a banana by ripping the peel at the scar is generally associated with Russians and Eastern Europeans. The banana varieties that were shipped to the East were hardier, with thicker peels (compared to those sent westwards) and they were regularly sent slightly unripe (all to ensure they lasted longer both in transit and on grocery shelves).
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
94,733
here
sometimes when I'm at work

I'll cut my burrito in half with a fork and knife

don't let Mamaw know, though, I've kept it from your gram for 35 years
 
EssBeeVee

EssBeeVee

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,792
he's not the only one. i watch videos from this youtube channel and a girl eats all her foot fron the center. she has her reasons why which sounds legit.
 
P-MAC

P-MAC

Member
Nov 15, 2017
4,556
lmao how is it even possible to eat it that way? Won't it come apart after a few bites ?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.