Slate has outed Mitt Romney's secret Twitter account, 'Pierre Delecto,' and it sure is something.

[JahIthBer]

Lol little marco, fucking hell.
Also i thought the impeachment was due to clinton lying under oath, i dunno if newt is a hypocrite in this aspect, but fuck him anyway.

 

[Box]

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My favourite side mission in the game.

 

[Acorn]

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I call this picture - The 90s

 

[macjester]

I call this picture - The 90s

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I call this picture "Mom's jeans"

 

[djplaeskool]

I gotta admit, Pierre Delecto is a good pseudonym.

 

[CoolOff]

Shoutout to the all time classic alt

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Well at least it wasn't 'Carlos Danger'

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Wait, you're telling me a Mormon Republican isn't supportive of the LGBT community?

 

[Landy828]

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Man, this picture hurts everything from my eyes to my balls.

 

[Falchion]

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This is the real star of the show.

 

[Elfotografoalocado]

Yeah if anything it shows Mitt's public persona is real. His secret Twitter account does things his public persona would do if nobody were looking. He's got several shit opinions, but overall he's relatively sane.

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Yeah, I think this is the highlight for me. The bar has been left so low...

 

[Powdered Egg]

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Lmao

 

[Jakke_Koala]

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Amazing

 

[refusi0n1]

weak this feels planned pr af. Was hoping for sith name level shit

 

[Cat Party]

weak this feels planned pr af. Was hoping for sith name level shit

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Nah, Ashley Feinberg is the same person who found Comey's secret Twitter.

 

[Stinkles]

That's some good-ass journalism.

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huh.


If it wasn't for the homophobia I would appreciate this honesty.