Ya'll keep talking about "minor regulations" and how simple rules about this stuff would be, but as with attempts at banning drugs and alcohol and tobacco and other addictive things, it not only doesn't work, but it requires a massive and extremely violent system to try and enforce these bans.
It's hard not to see a future of violent prohibition smugglers moving lootboxes paid for through bitcoin on the black market once regulations force them underground. A dark future indeed.