Report: Bill Cosby got slapped in the face with a chicken patty for telling a joke in prison

[uncelestial]

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/10/bill-cosby-slapped-chicken-patty-prison-food-fight/

According to a source, he was slapped in the face with an air-born chicken patty!

"Mr. Cosby cracked a joke to another inmate by the infirmary, and that inmate was mad enough to take his chicken out of the bun and plunge it at him," the source said.

This marks the second time an inmate used their food as a weapon. Radar can report that Cosby was slapped in the head with a stale hot dog bun within minutes of arriving to his initial jail on September 25.

"The way I see it, you have to be very angry to throw your meal in jail because I don't think you get seconds," the insider told Radar. "Mr. Cosby told us last week that the chicken patty was the best meal he had so far at SCI Phoenix … so that says a lot."

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These are dark times, so I'm just catching all the bits of light that I can.

 

[Deleted member 14377]

Prison inmates do the darnedest things

 

[UberTag]

Shame it wasn't Jell-O pudding.

 

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So I'm guessing the joke was made at the inmate's expense. Smh. You have to be careful in jail with what you say and do.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Waste of what was probably a mediocre party

 

[Bakercat]

Damn, tough crowd...

 

[adj_noun]

Shame it wasn't Jell-O pudding.

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OP buried the SHOCKING lede you WON'T BELIEVE

In addition to noshing on chicken sandwiches, the shamed comic tried pudding for the first time behind bars — despite being a Jell-O pitchman for decades earlier in his career!

According to the insider, the criminal wasn't satisfied with the taste of the prison pudding

"He told us on the phone over the weekend 'I was promoting THIS garbage?!'" the insider revealed. "It tastes like something you give a lizard!"

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[TAJ]

I'd give that dude my chicken patty.

 

[Wogan]

Did "ya see" it coming, Bill?

 

[uncelestial]

Maybeeee the PATTY. Gave him the braaaaainnnnnn DAMAGE! Ya see.

 

[Buckle]

Shame it wasn't Jell-O pudding.

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I wonder if he's tried to make a shiv out of that yet.

 

[Deleted member 2229]

OP buried the SHOCKING lede you WON'T BELIEVE

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Who the hell is feeding lizards Jello

How does that thought cross ones mind.

 

[Powdered Egg]

LOL good for him. Eddie Murphy won.

Is Bill going to lecture inmates about their sagging pants?

 

[Squarehard]

 

[Burrman]

So I'm guessing the joke was made at the inmate's expense. Smh. You have to be careful in jail with what you say and do.

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Not necessarily. Anything can make an inmate do that. Sometimes nothing. He's the new guy

 

[TAJ]

Publish this guy's name so I can put money in his commissary.

 

[Verelios]

OP buried the SHOCKING lede you WON'T BELIEVE

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Yo, how has he never had jello before? That's some ripe bullshit.

 

[peppermints]

Why is this site having correspondence with him in prison? Seems weird.

 

[CartridgeSmasher]

Inmate probably wiped his ass with it first before driving it in Bill's face.

 

[water_wendi]

im going to go with bullshit. How could he never had eaten pudding before when he ate the stuff for the camera?

 

[Kurdel]

Inmate probably wiped his ass with it first before driving it in Bill's face.

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[Deleted member 46641]

Is the patty OK?

 

[Nikus]

Finally some good news.

 

[bangai-o]

Why is this site having correspondence with him in prison? Seems weird.

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One of the members of Era is in prison with Bill Cosby?

 

[Garble Slew]

Is he in general polulation? Regardless, this rules.

 

[neptunez]

Is the public going to get every single update on what happens to him in prison? Huh.

 

[Neece]

It still feels surreal that Bill Cosby is in prison.

 

[Deleted member 1248]

He's a serial rapist AND he doesn't like pudding?

Pour milk down his pants next time.

 

[Forerunner]

Prison inmates do the darnedest things

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They really do. You see some interesting stuff that you can't help but laugh at.

 

[julian]

im going to go with bullshit. How could he never had eaten pudding before when he ate the stuff for the camera?

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Beat me to it. He literally eats it in some of the ads.

 

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I wonder if he met Amirox yet

 

[Heromanz]

I don't think this is true.

 

[Speevy]

I say we make the daily chickening a routine for Mr. Cosby.

 

[El Bombastico]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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Goddamn

 

[Jesse_and_the_rippers]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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[DrForester]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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And we're done here. Close it up.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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Maybe Cosby is his Persona

+50 to Charisma

 

[Cipherr]

Its been really weird. There was another story right after he went in saying another inmate threw a hotdog bun at him.


Im like.. do they have fucking TMZ walking around in the prison waiting for write stories for what's happening to this guy there? Shits weird as hell.

 

[neon_dream]

He's a serial rapist and an unrepentant one at that.

If all he gets is a hot dog bun thrown at him, he got less than he deserved.

 

[Carnby]

What on Earth is the spam site OP linked us too? Is this even a reputable source or a tabloid? All of the article's sources link to the same site. Smh.

 

[Speevy]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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I can't make a better joke here that doesn't somehow make light of a serious issue.

Bravo.

 

[Bob Beat]

He'll probably get slapped in the back of his head over a piece of pound cake.

 

[Professor Beef]

im going to go with bullshit. How could he never had eaten pudding before when he ate the stuff for the camera?

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[Z-Beat]

Shame it wasn't Jell-O pudding.

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You joke but I heard this was being served his first night in prison.

 

[Deleted member 1248]

Its been really weird. There was another story right after he went in saying another inmate threw a hotdog bun at him.


Im like.. do they have fucking TMZ walking around in the prison waiting for write stories for what's happening to this guy there? Shits weird as hell.

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TMZ routinely has people in places where they really shouldn't. It's pretty remarkable.

 

[Deleted member 8561]

Life comes at you fast

 

[AlexFlame116]

I wonder if he met Amirox yet

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Oof

 

[AnansiThePersona]

In addition to noshing on chicken sandwiches, the shamed comic tried pudding for the first time behind bars — despite being a Jell-O pitchman for decades earlier in his career!

According to the insider, the criminal wasn't satisfied with the taste of the prison pudding

"He told us on the phone over the weekend 'I was promoting THIS garbage?!'" the insider revealed. "It tastes like something you give a lizard!"

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I'm fucking DYING, y'all.

 

[kmfdmpig]

Searching for information about his prison I found that you can look up his status, inmate number and see his prison photo:
http://inmatelocator.cor.pa.gov/#/Result

 

[Bob Beat]

Funny how Cosby talked about not blaming racism when you fall down. His supporters? Routinely use racism as a reason he was convicted and not Weinstein or Spacey.

I just wonder how he feels now.

Actually, I don't. Hope he has a long life ahead of him.