Twilight Princess must've been such a confusing experience for Zelda. A crazy invader from another world suddenly appears and plunges your kingdom into twilight. With him comes a sassy imp who claims to be the twilight's princess. The sassy imp then leaves and comes back later to show you her new wolf pet. Then even later the wolf comes back with a dying Midna on his back so you have to perform a heroic sacrifice. While dead, your body get possessed and your castle raided by a masked spider monster & a ragtag group of wannabe adventurers. Next thing you know, you're in the middle of Hyrule Field with a farm boy you've never met (but is secretly that pet wolf) and are fighting the Gerudo man that you're pretty sure your grandma executed 50 years ago. Then the sassy imp reappears, but now tall & sexy, and you get dragged to the Gerudo Desert so you can watch a bittersweet goodbye between the sassy twili and a farm boy. All while you're busy thinking about the new taxes you'll have to implement to get all this shit fixed up. Oh and the farm boy isn't even from Hyrule and fucks off to who knows where.
But since most of your kingdom didn't even notice anything happening, it won't be in the history books and at best is a footnote in your biography, despite being the weirdest month of your life.
