Lord Vatek

Avenger
Jan 18, 2018
21,689
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Hey look, they made Bloodborne playable.
 
Oct 25, 2017
2,947
Skullgirls 2

Same fast-paced gameplay and more characters, but now all the female fighters (ie 90% of the roster) have updated designs that are far less sexualized.

Okay, not a horrible idea at all, but you know it would piss a lot of people off.
 
Oct 27, 2017
7,466
Make a sequel to the latest God of War that isn't completely boring. And drop the facade that Kratos has feelings. He doesn't.
 

Bane

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
5,906
Astro Bot 2. This time without VR so a bunch of people can actually play it.
 

overcast

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,556
Beyond good and evil sequel that has nothing to do with the cult, beloved classic. Instead it's an always online, massive open world game with a completely different sense of tone.
 
Aug 11, 2018
175
Black Ops 3-2

With the same plot set up and even more enhanced movement. You'd piss off mostly everyone, save for the people who acknowledge the brilliance of either asset of the first game.

It would still sell amazing though.
 

Necron

▲ Legend ▲
Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,399
Switzerland
Bloodborne 2 is a cinematic, open-world action-game starring Alfons 'The Hunter' Miller. He will do anything for his band of Hunters and will follow Dutch's... I mean Duncan's plan until the end. There's a mini-map now on the left corner that will assist you to your next location. Controls will be realistic and weighty; you will feel every slash of the saw cleaver! Enemies can now be cut up in excruciating detail for more resources. New weapons and armour can now be bought. Buy more Madman's Knowledge with in-game currency or unlock through regular play.
 

ASaiyan

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,228
"Sonic Retro!" by Sonic Team, exclusively featuring the botched Classic Sonic gameplay from Forces. All old levels you've played a million times like Green Hill, Chemical Plant, etc., as well as levels from the critically-acclaimed Sonic 4. 2 hours long. $60.

There is no Sonic Mania 2 and never will be. Whitehead, Lopes and co. have all been fired by Iizuka. The soundtrack is now being done in collaboration with Lil Uzi Vert.
 

eZipsis

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
2,461
Melbourne, Australia
The First of Us

Play through sections of Joel's life starting as a young boy up through to his untold miltary service as a young adult ending in discharge and building his relationship with his girlfriend turned wife and having a child while struggling to rebuild his life as a carpenter. Ends with outbreak scene from first game.
 

Mantrox

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,927
The First of Us

Play through sections of Joel's life starting as a young boy up through to his untold miltary service as a young adult ending in discharge and building his relationship with his girlfriend turned wife and having a child while struggling to rebuild his life as a carpenter. Ends with outbreak scene from first game.
Go on...
 
Oct 27, 2017
15,175
Half Life 3, but it's a Steam Early Access open world always online permadeath survival title. From the developers of Ark.
 

ShinUltramanJ

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,950
Doom Eternally Yours

-Demons are now replaced with the cast of dopey enemies from Serious Sam.

- The Doom Guy is now a talkative wise ass, with lines written from the same people that handled Bulletstorm. Expect to hear "Dick Tits" a few hundred times.

- X camera's inverted with no option to switch.

- Cursor drifts.

- Hold E to pick up ammo

- Hold ; to pick up Armor
 

PrimeBeef

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
5,840
How about a Metroid game that takes place across multiple star systems/planets. The catch is you pilot your ship from place to place, but then missions play out like companion missions in SWTOR. You send Samus off while you watch a mission status screen awaiting her return.
 

Fizie

Member
Jan 21, 2018
2,852
New Fallout game built around online multiplayer with no NPC's and boring quest design.
 

Pedro

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
1,967
A Burnout sequel in which you lose the race if you wreck your car, and have to restart it if that happens.
 

Chille

Member
Jan 7, 2018
2,030
Do you like preorder bonuses? what about early access to alphas and betas or even the full game? are you a fan of wasting money on nothing?
Introducing the preorder lootboxes! pay $5 or £5 towards the game, get an early access lootbox this lootbox could contain the alpha code, beta code, or random dlc items to help you in the game such as xp boosters, credit boosters all the boosters!
 

ekim

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,414
Spiderman 2 directed by David Cage where you mostly play as Peter Parker and follow the dark story of Big Wheel, The Looter and Swarm trying to take control of New York.
 
Oct 25, 2017
1,705
Team Fortess 3, but it's entirely a hat simulator where the only gameplay is doing the conga down a runway while dressed to the nines

hell yeah would i be ALL IN for that
 

Okii

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,189
A sequel to DmC not developed by Ninja Theory but some hacks that stole their style and try it play it off as their own.
 

MrS

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
4,085
Persona 6 with Morgana in it again and she just spends the full game telling you to go to sleep. Oh wait that's P5.
 

Robin

Restless Insomniac
Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,508
Super Mario RPG 2. The RPG elements aren't really RPG elements, and Geno does not reappear.
 
Oct 28, 2017
8,071
2001
Konami announces new sequels to their most famous ips, including new metal gear solid 6, silent hills and castlevania.

As new rides at universal studios japan.
 

Quinton

Specialist at TheGamer / Reviewer at RPG Site
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
17,423
Midgar, With Love
Chrono Break: You find out the Trigger cast was evil and spend the game brutally hunting them all down. Except Magus, because he never shows up.

Final Fantasy VI-2: Rebuild the world together in a cooperative survival-based multiplayer game exclusively for mobile.

Xenogears X: Square Enix returns at last to one of their greatest games, but there's hardly any plot and you mostly perform fetchquests for Chu-Chus.

Star Ocean 6: This time there is literally zero budget. You thought 5 was bad? Wait til Square sells you an empty $60 case and asks you to pretend. $80 for the Deluxe Edition!

Metal Gear Solid 6 - The Yous of Tuberty: Excellent stealth gameplay marred by a cast entirely comprised of YouTube personalities who never, ever shut up. Hey, at least there's more dialogue than 5! Also, Act 3 doesn't exist and you're still sad about it.

Street Fighter V Giga Verizon Edition: Not a true "sequel", per se, but an enhanced version of everybody's favorite disappointing sequel now with relentless Verizon ads you can never disable. You literally cannot see Ryu's face because of this.

Dynasty Warriors 10: Koei tries something different this time and removes everyone save for the named characters, removing the hordes of foot soldiers completely. Curiously, it's still an open world game anyway, and it's purportedly "the biggest open world game of all time." Your objective is simple enough: travel through dull-shaded and low-resolution Ancient Chinese hellscapes searching for the 9 Wei characters, who will stand around motionlessly until you approach them. In a scathing review, Polygon notes that "Finding one can take literally weeks."

Switch Sports Resort: It's all fun and games until your partygoers realize the only available control scheme involves literally throwing your Switches at each other to simulate frisbee.

Mass Effect 5: Andromeda 2.

Red Dead Redemption 3: Rockstar moves the award-winning franchise in a bold new direction. You're still part of a band of cowboys trying their damnedest to stay relevant in a fast-changing world, but this time you're in Ancient Egypt.

Fallout 76: An online multiplayer Fallout game set in a world with no NPCs that's buggier than ever before? No, no. Now I'm getting carried away.