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You're barred love, I can't serve you. Sorry.
What you ju-I'm barred what for, girl(?)
Shoplifting.
WHAT? SHOPLIFTING??
Yeah, you're not allowed.
Ooh you fucking hard-faced fucking cow. Who do you think you are, eh?
You're not allowed-
Ah, fuck off you cheeky cow.
Get out!
Here you. You know what I always say? Times are hard, friends are few. Ta-ra to fucking you. *mic drop*
You should have left it lost to the ages. It would have been our little secret. With this Rosetta Stone you've offered, all our language is comprehensible.
That guy is going to be a megastar soon. We'll all be doing his catchphrase.
Damn seeing it spelled out like this I can follow it easy but lost a bunch of it when I just hear the audio. That's nuts.
I don't know what's worse, that I thought it was Paul O'Grady for a moment or that I understood every word of that. 😂
ngl, "times are hard, friends are few. Ta-ra to fucking you." is catchy as hell.
It's how he signs off all his videos. He's gonna be huge, you mark my words. Wee lasses in West Virginia shouting TIMES'RE 'ARD!
If he does get famous, we'll need your service more often than usual :P
This makes me want to rewatch Burnistoun skits even though I barely understand what they say and some of the jokes lol
*whispers* Not the same accent. Run, now, and don't look back.
queenscottyroad has a Liverpool (Scouse) accent. He's English.
Burnistoun is Glasgow, the one true capital of Scotland.
But Scotty Road is what the locals call Scotland Road. Everything is connected.
It really bugs me that I'm not sure if he said "girl". Maybe an actual Scouser can clear it up.
I've watched this five times and I still can't understand what the initial problem is?
I've translated it once. I'm not doing that again for free, so I'm afraid you'll never know.
Haha sorry I didn't see that there was a new page before I posted.
The best part is his complete exasperation when she tells him shoplifting.
Cheers!
I watched a couple of his videos and it feels like that's a recurring theme. I don't find him funny though. I've worked retail in the north of England, and I've met dozens of guys exactly like him.
He was smart to use that POV though. His older videos are all selfies and don't have many views.
Can someone pinpoint the exact accent this guy has? I can understand all of what he says but I'm terrible placing accents in the UK, even though I lived there for a few years.
EDIT: Is it really Scouse? Man I'm out of the loop lol
This is actually the first time I heard about the Scouse accent, though I've heard about the Liverpool accent. Didn't know it's the same.
Btw thanks for the explanation.
Yeah, it's the guy's TikTok, not the cashier's. If you go to his channel he repeats the same shtick over and over.
OP
OP
2 questions
why is the video artificially making the 5-second clip 10 times longer by looping it?
and why didn't they speed it up so that it looks like a jacking off lamp at least?
I will sic my Army on them!
Huh? That's standard masturbation technique. Right, everyone?
Right, everyone?
Even before I pressed play I was hoping for the C&C theme. :D
I had a friend that would flip all the pieces over and do puzzles upside down. That puzzle looks like it would be even harder than doing that.
It's a whole genre of jigsaw puzzles. A friend of mine has ones with jelly beans, grains of rice, and other fucking shit.
And then there's this. Your friend was smart enough not to pay extra for this crap.
Oh, it also comes in Dark Black!
As opposed to Light Black, I suppose...
They need to have a vs battle with the "How to Cook That" debunking series. :D
I had a friend who was given what was claimed to be the worlds hardest jigsaw;
1) Basic tartan pattern...
2) ...on both sides.
3) No straight edge on the border.
4) 5 extra pieces in the box.
I'm pretty sure he did end up completing it.
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