Meshuggah - Marrow
Not 100%. What if she really adores guns and she's holding a really nice gun she just won in a "Tell us how much you love guns" essay writing competition?
This is extra hilarious to me as our company always gets a shit load of new products for Black Friday, that we've never ever carried, but corporate gives it a made up "was" price and the "sale" price is basically regular price.