Papa John claims to have eaten 40 pizzas from Papa Johns in the last 30 days, declares a day of reckoning for those who forced him out.

[onyx]

I mean their pizza is not as good as it use to be but that happened before he was gone. I haven't ordered from them in over 10 years.

 

[Kyrios]

Imagine all that grease.

Imagine it.

 

[Metal Slugger]

bet that fucker wishes he charged the extra 17 cents for health insurance after all

 

[Woolley]

Imagine having more money than you could ever need, with the ability to do whatever you wanted and choosing to be a drunk asshole.

 

[Jarmel]

The man's blood is tomato sauce.

 

[Slayven]

He sounds drunk. And looks even drunker...

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[Garrod Ran]

he eats the pizza
he sleeps on the pizza
the pizza is all he has now
he fucks the pizza
garlic tears run down his cheeks
he looks down at his hands
is this blood? no.
tomato sauce.
he has killed the pizza
the papa john has nothing

 

[Pwnz]

What is it with Kentuckians losing their franchises and then going on a warpath to reclaim it? Colonel Sanders would wander around Kentucky, show up at KFCs, and f bomb the kitchen that the chicken wasn't up to standards after he sold the business

 

[ClickyCal']

Yea but...is in Bo in the house?

 

[meowdi gras]

Holy shit, that is the most unwell-looking person I think I've ever seen. Dude looks like he's five minutes away from cardiac arrest.

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There's going to be a day of reckoning for his heart valves.

 

[Cyanity]

That dude looks unwell.

Also his voice sounds like pizza.

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He's had 40 pizzas in 30 days.

 

[Shatty McKracken]

The guy is a racist piece of shit but I don't understand how someone can be forced out of his own company. That seems a little unfair. He should at the very least be allowed to die with it.

 

[Dullahan]

This looks and sounds like a mofo that had 40 pizzas in one day not thirty.

 

[DrFunk]

The guy is a racist piece of shit but I don't understand how someone can be forced out of his own company. That seems a little unfair. He should at the very least be allowed to die with it.

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Steve Jobs was back in 1985...or he left voluntarily. One or the other

 

[TalonJH]

He sounds drunk. And looks even drunker...

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It's a well-known local thing that 90% he's drunk. Shows up to events wasted.

 

[Lobster Roll]

So what he's saying is that the pizza is actually good now?

 

[BebopCola]

His toilet has suffered through the Papocalypse

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

 

[Grim]

Brit here. What happened? Lol

 

[sgtnosboss]

Does he really expect us to believe their formula changed that much in what? a year?

 

[Deleted member 52442]

what the fuck

 

[gaugebozo]

His voice was altered in the OP, right? He sounds like dough is taking over his throat. It's like an octave lower from a few years ago

 

[Crossing Eden]

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Lmaoooooii

 

[Red Liquorice]

Looking at the state of him, I believe it.

 

[LBsquared]

It's like they're modulating his voice but forgot to put the hazy filter over his face.

 

[Jombie]

Stay tuned. Now watch me butt chug this garlic sauce.

 

[TheRuralJuror]

Has this guy ever looked like he wasn't a bloated, sweaty drunk?

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What I'm saying, he looks terrible.

 

[Strangelove_77]

What a greasy looking motherfucker.

 

[Ensorcell]

It's convenience food and that's it! Someone tell him to stop acting like Naples was proud when he was in charge.

 

[Garlador]

He's looked worse, I'll give him that.

 

[Jesse_and_the_rippers]

MY ULTIMATE FORM

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he is slowly building a chrysalis of pizza, at which he will later emerge from as a beautiful pizzafly.

 

[BLEEN]

He's turning into Stallone lmao

 

[djplaeskool]

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lmao

 

[Camwi]

Why does his voice sound so weird compared to his shitty commercials? Were those voiceovers?

 

[ThisThingIsUseful]

Does the man look like he's eaten 40 pizzas in the last 30 days? Let's go to the tape.



Basically yeah.

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I just want to say, OP, that I love your avatar and my g/f and I, both cat people, love that character.

His poor toilet.

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I just want to say, first responder, that I'm glad you made the first response.

 

[T002 Tyrant]

It's like a Bizarro Charlie Sheen, but instead of Tiger's blood it's Pizza and Racism.

 

[Village]

My man look like he's being possessed and the host body is now unstable and melting

 

[CelestialAtom]

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Omg. I'm dying.

 

[shem]

Rest in pepperoni bastion of fresh eating

 

[KillingJoke]

Had a slice at work not that long ago. Tasted exactly the same as usual. Maybe they were pissing on his pizza?

 

[ThisThingIsUseful]

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THE ENDING WAS PERFECT

 

[Orb]

his voice sounds so much different than what I remember from the commercials

 

[theme park joe]

I really really doubt they've changed the quality of ingredients or changed the recipes. Like wow.

 

[Human Resources]

I've never noticed, but he definitely colors his hair. Like...with box dye from Target too. It looks really cheap and unnatural.

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just about to say this, that thumbnail is harrowing

 

[Molecule]

I had never heard him talk before now. Thought he had a voice changer going for a second.

 

[Horns]

Even his hair looks like it is sweating.

 

[Charcoal]

Is that his real voice? I feel like he sounded different in the commercials.

 

[Greg NYC3]

I had never heard him talk before now. Thought he had a voice changer going for a second.

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He did Papa John's commercials for 15 years or so and never sounded like that. He must be on some kind of drugs or something that's messing up his voice. Could be hard drinking too I guess.

 

[Deleted member 8468]

He looks like a drunk sweaty man wearing someone else's face.

 

[Posty McPostface]

"Sir, this is a Papa John's."