Oppo Suits has an officialy licensed Full Mario Suit for all your professional needs

[Bomblord]

What lore can be gleaned from this?

I actually already own the Pacman suit that I picked up on clearance

https://www.opposuits.com/super-mario-suit.html

 

[Aurc]

Looks like something that would show up ironically on RedLetterMedia's The Nerd Crew.

 

[Jorden1506]

Didn't they have this like for over a year though?

 

[Maximum Spider]

Looks like something that would show up ironically on RedLetterMedia's The Nerd Crew.

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This 100% looks like something a late 30's - early 40's YouTuber would wear.

 

[ElMexiMerican]

From a distance, it looks like someone threw up rainbows on a suit.

 

[Bomblord]

Didn't they have this like for over a year though?

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No clue, I learned about it today.

 

[SinCityAssassin]

I thought I was gonna be able to be in a Mario costume.

 

[Lucas M. Thomas]

Nintendrew Approved.™

 

[CommodoreKong]

They should include matching underwear with the suit.

 

[LavaBadger]

I like it and would never wear it.

 

[ElMexiMerican]

I thought I was gonna be able to be in a Mario costume.

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Instead of doing the more interesting take of turning Mario's outfit into a suit, they go for the less interesting take that a lot of companies do in just throwing a shit ton of graphic designs onto something.

 

[Deleted member 33533]

From a distance, it looks like someone threw up rainbows on a suit.

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What a coincidence. Looking at it made me throw up.

Now we know what the production line for this suit looks like.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

This 100% looks like something a late 30's - early 40's YouTuber would wear.

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Nintendrew Approved.™

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Coincidence? I think not.

Also, OPPO make suits?

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Instead of doing the more interesting take of turning Mario's outfit into a suit, they go for the less interesting take that a lot of companies do in just throwing a shit ton of graphic designs onto something.

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No I wanted to be in a Mario mascot suit for parties.

 

[Sheng Long]

So Nintendo will approve stuff like this, but not like a Donkey Kong Arcade 1up license?

 

[Plastic Shark]

Damn i was hoping for a plumber chic red and blue suit.

 

[adj_noun]

Strategically placed crotch piranha plant.

 

[TRS8088]

 

[Vonocourt]

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Damn, I was writing that they should get Matthew Lesko to wear it for the next Eshop sale.

Edit: fixed typo.

 

[Last_colossi]

It hurts my eyes.

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

its a disasta

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

I'm blinded, send help

 

[Damaniel]

Not only is that suit horrible, every suit on that website is horrible.

 

[Alastor3]

It's ugly.

I want it

 

[Joltik]

Dang that's a loud suit!

*checks the website* Wow, this company makes a lot of loud suits!

 

[Bomblord]

It's ugly.

I want it

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Such a succinct distillation of my thoughts on it.

 

[Siggy-P]

Swap the tie out for an ordinary tie and it falls into "so tacky it's ironically great". Sounds like an arbitrarily weird nitpick but the tie just blends into the jacket.

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Yoshi's licking the crotch area is not subtle at all.

 

[Bomblord]

Doug Bowser approved

 

[Gurgelhals]

Doug Bowser approved

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