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Okay so what the hell is up with Peachette

Crushed

Crushed

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hold the fuck up, motherfucker

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there's just random crowns laying around that turn toadette and only toadette into an near exact copy of peach named "peachette"

so can toads evolve into humans if they have the appropriate headgear. is that why it's not until odyssey that they know about hats, peach is keeping it from them to prevent a rival to challenge her. it can't be that peach herself is just a mature toad with a powerup because this is an awful world we live in and baby peach exists as a character, for some reason

"oh but in mario 64 ds there were the caps" okay, my answer to that is that i don't really care, and those did not turn Yoshi or Mario into some weird hybrid like Yoshario or Mwario


in conclusion,

 
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higemaru

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This upgraded port totally changes how we look at Mushroom Kingdom biology and I look forward to the textbook Nintendo writes in 15 years
 
Parthenios

Parthenios

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Why is there Peachette but no Peach

Unless Peach is getting an expansion like Luigi
 
PBalfredo

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Have we ever seen Peach get hit by a goomba? Are we sure she's not a "super" Toadette this whole time?
 
Leo

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My theory is that a female Toad is only born every 100 years, and they are destined to rule the Mushroom Kindgom.

At least in this timeline.
 
Cronogear

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Ever wondered why a human would rule over a kingdom of toads?

Princess Peach was always a toad.
 
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Crushed

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PBalfredo said:
Have we ever seen Peach get hit by a goomba? Are we sure she's not a "super" Toadette this whole time?
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well she's the main playable character of Mario 3D World (if you're a smart and wise person because she can fucking float, she's the best character in that game) and she turns into a little peach if you get hit
 

Pacify

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I thought the same, but then I realized we could start the Peachette for Smash campaign so I decided to accept it.
 

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I remember back in the day when NSMBWii came out and people were like "where's Peach?", Miyamoto in an interview said he believed players would expect Peach to have her floating ability in the game and they didn't want to do that. I always thought of that excuse as weak but they seem to have thought it would've been a bad idea to put peach in with generic Mario physics for some reason?

Peachette is probably an extension of that. With Peachette there's no expectation for her to have a floating ability.
 
Regulus Tera

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Eatin' Olives said:
I remember back in the day when NSMBWii came out and people were like "where's Peach?", Miyamoto in an interview said he believed players would expect Peach to have her floating ability in the game and they didn't want to do that. I always thought of that excuse as weak but they seem to have thought it would've been a bad idea to put peach in with generic Mario physics for some reason?

Peachette is probably an extension of that. With Peachette there's no expectation for her to have a floating ability.
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they show her floating in the trailer
 
Palette Swap

Palette Swap

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Odyssey opened up the gates to a whole new, deeper world of headgear upon which reality is built. It's a whole new dimension.
 
moustascheman

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So does this mean Peach is a toad? If so, why doesn't she revert to a toadette state when she's hit instead of shrinking in 3D world.
 
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