For how long will Nintendo drink our tears?

  • Until March 2020

    Votes: 1,043 53.8%
  • Until April 2020

    Votes: 207 10.7%
  • Until E3

    Votes: 244 12.6%
  • Forever (no more Directs)

    Votes: 444 22.9%

  • Total voters
    1,938
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Plum

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May 31, 2018
17,365
I've updated my Excel Table... yet again...

So we're at the very least only 7 days between the longest wait between non-Mini Directs and we're 9 days past the longest wait between General/Mini Directs.

It's just crazy.

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Knight64

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Dec 17, 2019
71
ok

I have a theory

Nintendo's shareholders are most likely majority old rich people that live in Japan


And there's a good chance considering there age and wealth they have bad takes


meaning their takes would get them justifiably cancelled


well Bernie sanders solidified the front runner status yesterday night and maybe the shareholders cancelled the direct becuase they are scared of what's happening to America

I don't think so..
 

MisterSpo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Feb 12, 2019
9,080
*clears throat*

*adopts persona of Angered Nintendo fan*

Super Mario Maker 2 BASICALLY A PORT
Fire Emblem Three Houses GLORIFIED 3DS GAME
Pokemon Sword & Shield NO NATIONAL DEX SO DOESNT COUNT ALSO RUBBISH TREES
Luigi's Mansion 3 ONLY GOOD NINTENDO GAME IMHO
Yoshi's Crafted World DOESNT COUNT WAS A SIMILAR GAME ON WII U
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening GAMEBOY PORT
Tetris 99 GAMEBOY PORT WITH ONLINE
Ring Fit Adventure I DONT SEE ANYTHING HERE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PUT A GAME DOWN HERE SERIOUSLY IS THERE EVEN A NINTENDO GAME HERE ON THIS PART OF THE LIST ANYWAY WE ALL KNOW THAT CASUAL STUFF DOESNT COUNT

Also published

Astral Chain DIDNT MEET MY SUBJECTIVE EXPECTATIONS/DESIRES SO TBH THIS IS JUST RUBBISH AND DOESNT COUNT
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 OH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT THIS LOL
weak satire
 

sinonobu

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,027
Ok I'll share what I have dreamt which is as credible as some other "insiders" here

1)march
2)tms 2
3)no metroid prime 4
4)fdc localizations
5)smt v
 

Odeko

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Mar 22, 2018
15,180
West Blue
ok

I have a theory

Nintendo's shareholders are most likely majority old rich people that live in Japan


And there's a good chance considering there age and wealth they have bad takes


meaning their takes would get them justifiably cancelled


well Bernie sanders solidified the front runner status yesterday night and maybe the shareholders cancelled the direct becuase they are scared of what's happening to America
They're all Pete stans 😔
 

AzVal

Member
May 7, 2018
1,881
This thread should learn to stop listening to each attention wh...... I mean iNsIdEr that comes around just because they say their bullshit in cryptic and roundabouts ways that they can talk back or spin later.
 

louisacommie

Member
Oct 25, 2017
17,596
New Jersey
maybe we should have become sports fans instead 9f video game fans


sports happen the same evrey year

season never has major changes


no such thing as an unexpected hiatus

just wether your team does good or not or if they get cheated or shatever4



no one asks for the NFL direct


or the state of nBA play
 

Menx64

Member
Oct 30, 2017
5,774
Well weeks of speculation were fun. Not very healthy, but funny. Now gotta play some games until next Wednesday madness.
 

Velezcora

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Nov 16, 2017
3,124
Ok I'm just gonna leave this here and then I'll disappear for a hundred year but then I will return and provide another prediction.

1) Bazorple
2) Kirby Vs Master Chief
3) Metroid Prime 4 no
4) Metroid Prime 5 yes
5)Raven Blade yes
 

MisterSpo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Feb 12, 2019
9,080
My sources say Nintendo cancelled Directs right around the time they realised they were an effective marketing strategy.

Also heard they're considering cancelling developing games because they realised that's a good way to make money and sell hardware but don't quote me on that
 

Alak96

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Oct 27, 2017
306
twitter.com

Jon Cartwright on Twitter

“I don't know how many times this has happened now but I'm sure the lesson has been learned Always trust randos who hide their identity and post Nintendo rumors, they're probably cool and not trying to lead you on”

Welp, guess Zippo isn't reliable after all.
 

Deleted member 37151

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Jan 1, 2018
2,038
Honestly the hysteria around corona is at full pelt here in Asia at the moment.

it wouldn't surprise me if they've put direct plans on hold to deal with the manufacturing crisis. I imagine a few schedules and dates have been messed up.
 

louisacommie

Member
Oct 25, 2017
17,596
New Jersey
the nfl leaks for the next nfl direct

1.) tom Brady has a clone
2.) Eli manning is coming out of retirement
as a cowboy
3.) the giants will actually be giant
4.) the eagles are moving to Toronto
 
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