The whole movie needed to be like the train scene early in the film. I think the plot fell apart after they got to the roof of Argylle's old apartment.
I also think that the end "reveal" that this was secretly a kingsman movie was a mistake. If it was advertised as a kingsman movie, people would have been more interested. In addition, since this reveal is a "spoiler" - you can't tell people via word of mouth that they "need to see this new kingsman movie!" - which is also a blunder.
Finally, and this might be hurtful to read, but it's an interesting choice for Bryce Dallas Howard to gain 30 lbs for her role in black mirror, but not lose the weight for this role in a spy thriller. As we all know, losing weight is hard - but to market a cast of in-shape people alongside one normal person (and a CGI cat) is also a different strategy that I don't think worked.
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He wants to be Edgar Wright so badly but doesn't have the sauce.
Haven't seen Argylle, but isn't his whole schtick these days (decades?) directing "edgy" tryhard garbage?
He was Guy Ritchie's producer until Layer Cake, which was developed for Guy to direct, who then left the project and Vaughn decided to do it as he'd shepherded the film to fruition and knew it better than anyone else on the production.
If you've watched Kingsman, Kick Ass, etc (Matthew Vaughn movies) and don't know what "edgy tryhard" means, then I don't know what to tell you.You know I really didn't like Argylle. But "edgy try hard" is not a real criticism. I have no idea what you mean, how it relates to this movie or any of Matthew Vaughn's work.
Yeah nah that's a fucking dumb nitpick.Finally, and this might be hurtful to read, but it's an interesting choice for Bryce Dallas Howard to gain 30 lbs for her role in black mirror, but not lose the weight for this role in a spy thriller. As we all know, losing weight is hard - but to market a cast of in-shape people alongside one normal person (and a CGI cat) is also a different strategy that I don't think worked.
If you've watched Kingsman, Kick Ass, etc (Matthew Vaughn movies) and don't know what "edgy tryhard" means, then I don't know what to tell you.
Finally, and this might be hurtful to read, but it's an interesting choice for Bryce Dallas Howard to gain 30 lbs for her role in black mirror, but not lose the weight for this role in a spy thriller. As we all know, losing weight is hard - but to market a cast of in-shape people alongside one normal person (and a CGI cat) is also a different strategy that I don't think worked.
Like... Oh no, curves. Maybe this will upset the scrawny actresses starving themselves.
I love Kingsman 1 and like and appreciate the two other Kingsman movies, but all I saw of Argyle was that one action scene where Bryce Howard is kind of...skating around on...oil I guess? And it looked SO atrocious with CGI SO bad that I lost all interest in the movie immediately. It was like an absolute nightmare version of the church scene from Kingsman 1.
Edit: This is the one. I don't think movies get any uglier than this. Those shots of her from the front while she barely moves in front of a green screen barely hidden by washed out backgrounds in different lighting...ugh.
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Not to mention the tweet is complaining about the very thing the scene is doing as if it is not intentionally doing it. I mean I didn't care for the film but the "detachment" is the point, the saccharine is juxtaposed with the absurd violence, it couldn't be clearer.The language in that tweet couldn't be more dramatic, good lord.
I'm really interested in what you think "they were trying to do" that BDH's build is just so incompatible with, 'cause you say you aren't going to blame her body type while doing nothing but blaming her body type.Im not gonna blame her body type. But she was a miscast for what they were trying to do here. It did not work for me.
I'm really interested in what you think "they were trying to do" that BDH's build is just so incompatible with, 'cause you say you aren't going to blame her body type while doing nothing but blaming her body type.
Yeah, I think this is a good point. Even a few people in this thread, a thread with the energy of "Vaughn is being more than a little dramatic", have been pretty hyperbolic in their dislike of the film.The state of film criticism and "professional" online critics with a Twitter handle and a YouTube channel are positively bleak with no actual substance to reviews. Just a bunch of people trying to be pithy critics without any of the critical backbone or vocabulary so everything is either "epically great" or "tragically awful". If Argylle dropped in the 90's it wouldn't have fared any better but at least Vaughn wouldn't be confused as to why his movie was bad instead of just a bunch of dudes getting their rocks off on being the first to write the first negative review of an easy target.
That's what MV wanted. She warned him and he encouraged her.Im not gonna blame her body type. But she was a miscast for what they were trying to do here. It did not work for me.
What did he want? I'm not sure what you mean. Granted a lot of my issues with the portrayal can be directly pointed back to the writing and direction so yeah that's on Vaughn.
"I straight up said to Matthew, 'I just want you to know that this is my body. And if you want my body to be smaller, I think you should hire someone else,'" says Howard of her conversation with British director Matthew Vaughn when he asked her to do the role. "And he said, 'No, I'm hiring you because of you.'"
The heck? That Black Mirror episode was way back in 2016. And her weight was never the problem. 🙄
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Like... Oh no, curves. Maybe this will upset the scrawny actresses starving themselves.