that open mouth thumbnail is enough reason not to click.
Tagline: "Kevin isn't home alone with the intruders...Wheres Home Alone 10 where Kevin is just a straight up serial killer.
I love the tool chest rolling down the stairs. The scene somehow has a slow, ominous buildup, like the stalking velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Gets me every time.
I love the tool chest rolling down the stairs. The scene somehow has a slow, ominous buildup, like the stalking velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Gets me every time.
I've decided to leave that question to the philosophers.It's one of the traps I never understood. Sure, there can be a lot of stuff in them, but how does it roll down a staircase without just tumbling over, and then crash through a door with enough force to push them into a wall?
By that point Marv turns briefly into a skeleton while being electrocuted. It's fair to just not worry yourself with such detail.It's one of the traps I never understood. Sure, there can be a lot of stuff in them, but how does it roll down a staircase without just tumbling over, and then crash through a door with enough force to push them into a wall?
So these guys get bricks in the face from about 10 stories high, electrocuted, burned, smashed, even fall off a building with not so much as a scratch...
The true question here isn't Kevin's decent into madness, but what failed Super Soldier program were these guys part of?!?
Kevin could've shot Marv point blank in the chest, and Harry would've kicked him in the head and said 'Cmon get up already!'
By that point Marv turns briefly into a skeleton while being electrocuted. It's fair to just not worry yourself with such detail.
Marv and Harry died, but are now in hell being brutalized by a demon that looks like Kevin McCalister.So these guys get bricks in the face from about 10 stories high, electrocuted, burned, smashed, even fall off a building with not so much as a scratch...
The true question here isn't Kevin's decent into madness, but what failed Super Soldier program were these guys part of?!?
Kevin could've shot Marv point blank in the chest, and Harry would've kicked him in the head and said 'Cmon get up already!'
You should watch The Good Son. Honestly, with some imagination, the movie sort of works as a potential sequel to the original Home Alone.
Clearly you have little experience with the effects of a tool chest falling down the stairs.It's one of the traps I never understood. Sure, there can be a lot of stuff in them, but how does it roll down a staircase without just tumbling over, and then crash through a door with enough force to push them into a wall?
I love this post, because it reminds me that a movie or game or book doesn't have to stand up to critical scrutiny as a whole to have value, it can just mean something special *to you* - for whatever reason - and that's worth something. There's plenty of media that I loved because it captured my imagination or excited me in a special way, even if it's generally regarded as not great. I love reading recollections like yours that just throw away the cynicism and lets me sit in your shoes and experience a bit of the magic as you saw it.Gonna quote myself from the other thread we had...
Absolute christmas classic, tbh. No christmas without them. Love them, warts and all. Yes, they're absurd and they fall apart mostly if you apply a minimum of critical thought about them, but why would you even do that?
and let me bat for HA2 for a second here, by getting a bit personal (I apologize):
I live in the southern hemisphere, where christmas falls in summer. Up until I was 18, I lived in the northern part of Chile, which has the driest desert on Earth. It rained basically a couple of times a year and each rainfall usually lasted minutes, sometimes even an hour, and that'd be it. The only major difference between winter and summer (essentially the only two seasons over there) was how hot or cold it could get, and that's it.
So imagine a kid who has lived is entire brief life in the middle of the desert and has only known christmases with heat and his town is small and dusty, imagine that kid watching Kevin McAllister get lost in fucking New York City. New York! With skyscrapers that blot out the sun, with an insane amount of christmas decorations, with falling snow! With that amazing toystore (that I later learned didn't even exist ffs) that everyone wanted to visit!
I fell in love with the idea of the place without having visited it. I mean, it's... christmas, you know? It looked like what christmases were supposed to look like, something unattainable where I lived. We usually don't get snow, and clearly we don't get snow in december.
It felt magical. I still dream of spending a christmas in NYC, or, hell, anywhere that's north of the equator and gets snow in december. I don't know if it'll ever happen but, hey, at least I can dream.
So... yeah, HA2 might be a stupid retread, almost beat-by-beat, of the first. I don't care. It gave my childhood a dream, and made me yearn for something I never knew I wanted until I saw it, and that I know is difficult to achieve.
Where is she even supposed to put that bird ornament?? She doesn't have a Christmas tree. She is homeless. She is surrounded at all times by actual, living birds. What does she want a fake one for?? Fuck you Kevin.
I love this post, because it reminds me that a movie or game or book doesn't have to stand up to critical scrutiny as a whole to have value, it can just mean something special *to you* - for whatever reason - and that's worth something. There's plenty of media that I loved because it captured my imagination or excited me in a special way, even if it's generally regarded as not great. I love reading recollections like yours that just throw away the cynicism and lets me sit in your shoes and experience a bit of the magic as you saw it.
the sound he makes after this line is burned into my brain
Yep, when they're going through Kevin's traps in the second film, it's the third time they've tried to kill him (after the first film and their first encounter in the second film).To be fair aren't they basically trying to murder him too in the second film
Kevin is definitely the type of person that grew up and made a 'prank' youtube channel
You mean a young jigsaw
Analytics say that thumbnails the feature the face of the youtuber and have bright colors get more engagement so now most of them do that. Even AVGN went back and changed all the thumbnails on his videos from the past like 13 years to these types of abominations.Why do people always make these stupid faces for the thumbnails? This is why I don't click on them.
Many youtubers, like Linus Tech Tips, say they hate doing them but it works. And when you employ people and want to make sure everyone's happy, it's a small admission.Analytics say that thumbnails the feature the face of the youtuber and have bright colors get more engagement so now most of them do that. Even AVGN went back and changed all the thumbnails on his videos from the past like 13 years to these types of abominations.
LmaoI want to believe that Kevin became an even bigger sociopath after meeting Ttump for 5 seconds
Yeah, not outraged at it or anything just kind of feels shilly to me, like psychologists spent time tracking people's eye movement and and we have the info and we need to exploit that part of the human condition for views or however the hell they figured it out, it's manipulation but it's hard to argue there's an exigent harm to it, it's basically marketing.Many youtubers, like Linus Tech Tips, say they hate doing them but it works. And when you employ people and want to make sure everyone's happy, it's a small admission.
And as a viewer, I have more important things to be outraged at.
Yeah, not outraged at it or anything just kind of feels shilly to me, like psychologists spent time tracking people's eye movement and and we have the info and we need to exploit that part of the human condition for views or however the hell they figured it out, it's manipulation but it's hard to argue there's an exigent harm to it, it's basically marketing.
Just assume Harry and Marv are functioning meth heads. Everything becomes crystal clear.So these guys get bricks in the face from about 10 stories high, electrocuted, burned, smashed, even fall off a building with not so much as a scratch...
The true question here isn't Kevin's decent into madness, but what failed Super Soldier program were these guys part of?!?
Kevin could've shot Marv point blank in the chest, and Harry would've kicked him in the head and said 'Cmon get up already!'
Yeah, Slapstick isn't meant to be realistic.