Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has lost his primary to Tommy Tuberville

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You absolutely hate to see it:



https://www.nytimes.com/interactive.../results-alabama-election-runoff-primary.html

 

[Fat4all]

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1283208195930902528?s=20

 

[captive]

I just saw this and I had to do a double take, he lost to the college football coach? Damn.

 

[ascii42]

Ha, Sessions won Tuscaloosa. That's the home of the University of Alabama, rival to Auburn, the school Tuberville used to coach football at. For those unfamiliar.

 

[RecRoulette]

THAT Tommy Tuberville!?

 

[BWoog]

Now run third party and have Jones win you elf.

 

[KujoJosuke]

Tommy Tuberville cannot be a real person's name, I'm sorry

 

[Kensation]

Well, I say I say, I do believe he done shit the bed.

 

[IggyChooChoo]

This is what Alabamians refer to as the Diss of the t'Ubervilles.

 

[Mahonay]

How's it feel to be an irrelevant loser? What a great idea it was to ride Trump's dick for that Attorney General position, glad it worked out so well.

 

[entremet]

Jeff was trying to use QAnon garbage too.

 

[louiedog]

Tommy Tuberville sounds like half of a brother and sister folk singing duo from the 70s. I wonder if he plays the tambourine.

 

[Prophet Five]

I'm shocked but also not shocked since Trump endorses Tommy and my home state is mostly a shit show.

Still though: sorry about it, Sessions. 😂

 

[HeartlessNobody2134]

1st guy who publicly endorsed Trump and this is the result.

 

[LiK]

Sucks that the new guy was endorsed by Trump but I guess we just need to hope the Dem will beat the coach now.

Sessions danced with the devil and got burned.

 

[Dekim]

Trump destroyed Jeff Sessions' political career. If there's one good thing to come out of the Trump admin, it would be this.

 

[smurfx]

guess this is why some republicans still fear trump.

 

[Trisc]

Tommy Tuberville cannot be a real person's name, I'm sorry

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It's actually Tommy Tubularville.

 

[Jer]

Another shining example of the results of being loyal to Trump.

 

[Fat4all]

Tommy Tuberville sounds like half of a brother and sister folk singing duo from the 70s. I wonder if he plays the tambourine.

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tommy tuberville and mama cass team up for Tuscaloosa Dreamin'

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

Tommy Tuberville is a Doug Dimmadome level name.

 

[KG]

Bwaha, eat shit Sessions.

 

[GrapeApes]

I thought he was going to pull it off after being activated and locking up the crucial grown men ban from malls vote

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Tuberville couldn't even handle getting heckled by Cincinnati Bearcat fans. Very thin skinned.

Turnout was apparently abysmal. 10-15% range. Hopefully it signals Jones has a chance to hang on if Biden has a wide margin going into November.

And yeah Sessions a massive kiss ass that got beat by a terrible candidate. Little bitch.

 

[skeezx]

sessions sighs, returns to the keebler elf factory line, and thinks to himself you know what maybe this is in a way better

 

[Snake Eater]

You hate/love to see it

 

[lush]

Lmao all these Alabama fans and bandwagoners pulling the lever for Tuberville.

 

[falcondoc]

good god - imagine that a choice of sessions vs tubberville.

 

[Strike]

Tommy Tuberville cannot be a real person's name, I'm sorry

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You had a guy named Luther Strange in the last one.

 

[ryseing]

Lost to a football coach. You hate to see it for ol' Jeff.

Tuberville is also trash, mind. Terrible candidate.

 

[djplaeskool]

lmao
Tuscaloosa HATES Tuberville, for obvious reasons

Spoiler

ROLL DAMN TIDE

Seeing Sessions's political career get completely steamrolled has been a sick pleasure over the past couple years.

 

[Lulu]

Sounds like a fairy oddparents character

 

[KtotheRoc]

You could say the session is over.

 

[Brinbe]

just wait till saban runs

 

[djplaeskool]

Sounds like a fairy oddparents character

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TOMMY TUBERVILLE OF TIMSDALE TUBERVILLE

 

[hsojlightfoot]

Thanks Trump! So sad. Even as he begged Trump for his support Trumpy ain't having it. I can't stop laughing. Doug Jones going to win easy now.

 

[RPGamer92]

just wait till saban runs

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It would be interesting to see if he could win a race if he ran as a Democrat.

 

[asmith906]

Kissing Trumps ass ended up being his downfall.

lol

 

[Brinbe]

It would be interesting to see if he could win a race if he ran as a Democrat.

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hahaha that would be interesting!

 

[thecouncil]

i think trump endorsing the winner was more of a coincidence than a reason.

 

[BWoog]

Doug Jones going to win easy now.

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During an election year? Not likely.

 

[jml]

Doug Jones going to win easy now.

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Doug Jones barely managed to beat a pedophile, thinking he's got this locked up is pretty optimistic imo.

 

[hsojlightfoot]

During an election year? Not likely.

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Well, just looking at this guy I can tell he got some skeletons in his closet. I mean he openly supports Trump. Not good.

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

It would be interesting to see if he could win a race if he ran as a Democrat.

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Mike Dikta almost ran for office against an unknown Obama. Chicago loves Dikta even though he's a republican. Kind of an interesting what if scenario.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Thanks Trump! So sad. Even as he begged Trump for his support Trumpy ain't having it. I can't stop laughing. Doug Jones going to win easy now.

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I wouldn't bet on that. I think he stands a better chance now than yesterday. But it's still Alabama. It will be a long shot even if Biden has a wide national margin.

 

[hsojlightfoot]

What would be funny if Sessions endorsed Doug Jones in a fuck you to Turmp. But he doesn't have that kind of spine.

 

[Gaia Lanzer]

Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of a town founded by a big fan of both Tommy Tutone and The Tubes.

 

[DanarchyReigns]

Damn Jeff, you got your career killed sooo hard that even Alabama doesn't want you. Everything Trump Touches Dies indeed.
Enjoy the senate seat Tuberville you shitheel.

 

[Antrax]

Now I just need Doug Jones to beat Pinebox Tuberville

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

So does Tuberville have any experience as a legislator?? Or another unqualified know nothing?