Invent a name for the world's worst Donkey Kong Country level.

[L Thammy]

They've made it through Mine Cart Madness, Bramble Scramble, and Seashore War. But can our Phil Collins-loving simian friends run and jump their way through

Dung Heap Dungeon

 

[theaface]

Brexit Britain

 

[Mary Celeste]

Nest of Necropheliacs

 

[Chindogg]

Endless Water Level

 

[Jawmuncher]

With it being Donkey Kong and Bananas are important (and imagining Rare trying to be cheeky).

I just imagine something like "Banana Smackers" taking the honor of worst level.

 

[Siyou]

Squawks Shaft... Oh wait.

Dixie's Level (DK3)

 

[Raxus]

Watership Down

 

[Deleted member 14377]

Soggy Scrotum

 

[Ashlette]

Delusional Delight

 

[bottledfox]

Turns out that the stretch of I-75 going through the Florida Everglades is called "Alligator Alley". That's a name for a DKC level if I ever heard one!

 

[ZeoVGM]

Donkey Kong 64

 

[L Thammy]

as an aside, i typed out this thread on a whim this morning and just accidentally hit the post button now when i clicked the wrong tab

 

[TacomaSCDisaster]

King K. Rool gets hit by a car

 

[theaface]

as an aside, i typed out this thread on a whim this morning and just accidentally hit the post button now when i clicked the wrong tab

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[Selphie]

Burning Bumhole

 

[L Thammy]

L Thammy's Spammy Thread Shed

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Touchpad Trouble
Browser Breakdown

 

[Blackpuppy]

Limp Laxative.

 

[dark_prinny]

Expanded Dong Caves

 

[Foffy]

No Bongo on the Dongo

 

[Jason Frost]

Torrent Torment

 

[Vyse]

Salty Seaman's Slope

 

[Pooh]

Epstein Exploits

 

[mopinks]

my mind went right to "Sloppy Seconds"

it probably works

 

[Hailinel]

Bukkake Beach

 

[CognitiveAtrophy]

Fisting Fjord.

...Oh, you said worst.

 

[FTF]

Korona Caves

 

[M. Wallace]

Maralago

 

[veras]

King K. Rool's Kolonoscopy

 

[Jason Frost]

Pleasure Paradise

 

[Lobster Roll]

King K. Rool's Kolonoscopy

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That sounds like something that would take place after eating Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

 

[Crawling Mushroom]

Dire Diarrhea Dribble

 

[SolidChamp]

Ejaculation Eject

(a rocket level)

 

[Jason Frost]

Blazing Bowels

 

[ArchedThunder]

Cummy Coral would be the worst swimming level ever.

 

[Xtortion]

Smegma Sanctum

 

[Papercuts]

Gaping Gulch

 

[L Thammy]

Castration Castle.

 

[EatChildren]

Afterbirth Aqueduct

 

[Jason Frost]

Fierce Feces

 

[Sly Chimera]

Ebola Rolla Congo Bongo

 

[OzBoz]

Waggle Wine Cellar

 

[Firebrand]

Euthanasia Jungle

 

[StrappingYoungLance]

Urination Station

 

[Rygar 8Bit]

Wiener Water.

 

[Jaymageck]

Fecal Forest

 

[Giga Man]

Bramble Shambles.

You thought the thorny levels were tough? Now the thorns just fall off because the branches are rotting!

 

[Amalthea]

Zenthousand Zingers
Kremling Kremlin
King K. Rool's Kancerous Kloaca

 

[theaface]

Colostomy Coaster Chaos
Isis Crisis
Ebola Gondola

 

[L Thammy]

Turbo Tunnel
Smash Bros Jungle

 

[Nazo]

Abortion Forest.